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Old 01-08-2009, 08:52 PM   #281
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I'm asian and my wife is white, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:14 PM   #283
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I'm asian and my wife is white, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...
Don't you mean 'was white'? You must have gunned her down at the kitchen table by now.
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:24 PM   #284
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You know there are two things I really hate in this world. People who are ignorant or intolerant of other cultures and Asians.
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I'm asian and my wife is white, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...
I showed this thread to my Chinese friend married to a yummy white Mummy and he howled really good.
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:34 PM   #286
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I showed this thread to my Chinese friend married to a yummy white Mummy and he howled really good.
So Asians ARE werewolves!
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So Asians ARE werewolves!
Not only that, but he's married to a MUMMY! A gun-toting, trigger happy asian combined with the power of a mummy! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:55 PM   #288
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http://www.chinasmack.com/pictures/z...y-photos-gate/

Should be SFW.. she's nude but it doesn't show anything.

Not a big deal by Canadian standards but of course a Huge scandal in China.. read all the comments below and all the hated!
Me rikey rong time!
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Not only that, but he's married to a MUMMY! A gun-toting, trigger happy asian combined with the power of a mummy! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Asian Mummy
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:23 PM   #290
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I showed this thread to my Chinese friend married to a yummy white Mummy and he howled really good.
I didn't think Asian guys married to white girls existed!
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I'll retract the Jews from the list

For some reason, one of my friends from University had parents that just hated her Jewish bf, maybe isolated event. In retrospect, is it stereotypical and racist to point out that's where the Chinese Restaurants get their business from during the Holiday season? I should have clued in on that

Seriously though, I just threw together the list while I was at break, so I didn't mean any offense. It's just a whole bunch of stereotypical generalizations thrown together

In reality, I'm glad my parents are open to whoever I decided to date (which just so happens to be Chinese like me).
now if it was a guy that I was dating though....
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:51 PM   #293
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I am going for Korean BBQ, tonight, hopefully I will be back later, if not, I'll miss CP!
In communist Asia, Korean BBQ goes for you!
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BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!'

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I went to a middle eastern place for lunch today. I didn't remember until after I left that the middle east is in Asia. I could have been killed since I was the only customer in the place. No wonder the staff was so nice to me. A little too nice. They were probably just happy that if someone started shooting the place up, it would be my ass that'd be getting capped.

I should have avoided that strip mall altogether though. There's a AYCE Sushi place, a Thai place, an Indian place, and an Asian market. That's like a freaking shooting gallery!

But it was a tasty shawarma.
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Old 01-09-2009, 10:15 AM   #296
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I went to a middle eastern place for lunch today. I didn't remember until after I left that the middle east is in Asia. I could have been killed since I was the only customer in the place. No wonder the staff was so nice to me. A little too nice. They were probably just happy that if someone started shooting the place up, it would be my ass that'd be getting capped.

I should have avoided that strip mall altogether though. There's a AYCE Sushi place, a Thai place, an Indian place, and an Asian market. That's like a freaking shooting gallery!

But it was a tasty shawarma.
Aren't you in Ottawa? that doesn't count.
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Aren't you in Ottawa? that doesn't count.
Dying in hail of gunfire at an Asian restaurant isn't restricted to a particular city:
http://forums.yellowworld.org/showthread.php?t=27572
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^ I am never going to Ottawa then!!
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Old 01-09-2009, 10:33 AM   #299
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Which of these restaurants should I avoid?
  • Afghanistan, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Brunei, Cambodia, China, Cyprus, East Timor, Georgia, India, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Japan, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kuwait, Kyrgyzstan, Laos, Lebanon, Malaysia, Maldives, Mongolia, Myanmar, Nepal, North Korea, Oman, Pakistan, Philippines, Qatar, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, South Korea, Sri Lanka, Syria, Tajikistan, Thailand, Turkey, Turkmenistan, United Arab Emirates, Uzbekistan, Vietnam and Yemen.
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How do Ottawa's even get into this country? Should send them packing after one incident like this. Are there no screening procedures to becoming a city in this country?
They were appointed by senators.

I also heard that Ottawa has some of the worst chinese/viet food in the country.

But those people didn't even die in a restaurant. They were shot in a karaoke bar. Everyone knows you don't leave those places alive most times.

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