No more Asian restaurants for me

[Hack&Lube]

Originally Posted by Lchoy

It really is a shame, but the older generation can be quite racist. I'm hoping our generation is different.

Might be a little different from family to family and based on socio-economic scale, but for draft purposes, this is the Older generation Ranking of Tolerance

Top of the list:

- Hong Kong Chinese/Mainland Chinese* (depends on where you come from)
- Anywhere else Chinese
- Oreiental anywhere *(see exceptions below)
- Western Europeans (exception to the English) and Canadians
- Oceanic
- Eastern European (not including Baltic and Russia)

Middle of the list:
- Americans
- The English
- South Americans
- Baltic and Russia

No Go list:
- Japanese
- Africans (dark)
- Natives/Aboriginal
- Indian
- Jewish (depends on family, since I have seen happy and bad relations)
- Middle East

Modifiers:
- +10 if upper class
- +5 if middle class
- + 10 if one of the following: doctor, lawyer, Engineer, Banker, Accountant, Successful business man, Sciencetist, Banker
- -5 if occupation is in the trades
- -10 for lower class
- +5 if speak same Chinese dialect
- +10 if skilled in the traditions
- +10 if famous (Iggy would get this bonus)
- -10 if infamous, or can bring shame to the family name (Avery wouldn't do so good)

I write this as a satire, and by no means do I or my family agree with his. However, I think it's pretty accurate in terms of the older generations view of outsiders. However, as the poster above mentioned, it's a subtle but implied sense of racism

Interesting list. The order that you have Jewish and English there seems odd to me. Many asian parents and people of the older generation make no differentiation between them (or even understand that) and simply lump them in all as white or caucasian.

In other news, I find myself in the past couple days being irrationally anti-semetic because somebody sent me all these pictures of Zhang Ziyi having so much fun with her Jewish multi-millionaire fiance. BUT I STILL LOVE SEINFELD!

[GirlySports]

Originally Posted by Hack&Lube

Interesting list. The order that you have Jewish and English there seems odd to me. Many asian parents and people of the older generation make no differentiation between them (or even understand that) and simply lump them in all as white or caucasian.

In other news, I find myself in the past couple days being irrationally anti-semetic because somebody sent me all these pictures of Zhang Ziyi having so much fun with her Jewish multi-millionaire fiance. BUT I STILL LOVE SEINFELD!

Did you see the pictures of them nude on the beach?

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Nobody burns popcorn here so no complaints.

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I was eating lasagna and needed a fork. I haven't returned the fork out of principal.

[troutman]

Originally Posted by Hack&Lube

In other news, I find myself in the past couple days being irrationally anti-semetic because somebody sent me all these pictures of Zhang Ziyi having so much fun with her Jewish multi-millionaire fiance. BUT I STILL LOVE SEINFELD!

There is still hope - he seems a bit more than metro-sexual.

[Bertuzzied]

Originally Posted by GirlySports

Did you see the pictures of them nude on the beach?

PM sent hehe. Could i ask a favor and can you crop out the guy before you send it?

[Hack&Lube]

Originally Posted by GirlySports

Did you see the pictures of them nude on the beach?

yes

[Madman]

Originally Posted by troutman

There is still hope - he seems a bit more than metro-sexual.

Seriously. In the last picture I'm sure he's paying her off to not tell everyone about his alternate meaning for "Rice Cooker".

[Hack&Lube]

Originally Posted by Madman

Seriously. In the last picture I'm sure he's paying her off to not tell everyone about his alternate meaning for "Rice Cooker".

Yeah, and in the pictures that Girlysports is alluding to, he's probably eating at his favorite asian restaurant.

[Bertuzzied]

Originally Posted by 4X4

She can start a new draft. Black guy draft.

I'd like to take Evander Holyfield first. Seinfeld was right. How can you not love that bod even if you are man.

[Bertuzzied]

Originally Posted by Hack&Lube

Yeah, and in the pictures that Girlysports is alluding to, he's probably eating at his favorite asian restaurant.

So i guess they do serve cat there?

[GirlySports]

Originally Posted by Bertuzzied

PM sent hehe. Could i ask a favor and can you crop out the guy before you send it?

http://www.chinasmack.com/pictures/z...y-photos-gate/

Should be SFW.. she's nude but it doesn't show anything.

Not a big deal by Canadian standards but of course a Huge scandal in China.. read all the comments below and all the hated!

[Madman]

Originally Posted by GirlySports

http://www.chinasmack.com/pictures/z...y-photos-gate/

Should be SFW.. she's nude but it doesn't show anything.

Not a big deal by Canadian standards but of course a Huge scandal in China.. read all the comments below and all the hated!

Pfft, shes not nood nood - those are just her bewbies.

[Bertuzzied]

Originally Posted by GirlySports

http://www.chinasmack.com/pictures/z...y-photos-gate/

Should be SFW.. she's nude but it doesn't show anything.

Not a big deal by Canadian standards but of course a Huge scandal in China.. read all the comments below and all the hated!

Ugh. and so i had to click on it 5 seconds before my supervisor walks by! hahaha. busted.

Ugh. i have no idea why but alot of HK people hate her and my wife can't stand her. I think she is pretty hot.

[GirlySports]

Originally Posted by Bertuzzied

Ugh. and so i had to click on it 5 seconds before my supervisor walks by! hahaha. busted.

Ugh. i have no idea why but alot of HK people hate her and my wife can't stand her. I think she is pretty hot.

SORRY!!!!!!!!!

So did you show your supervisor?

It's another weird Asian thing.. if an actress isn't your favorite then she's crap. Some feel other actresses (their favorite) should be more of a star than her. It's the whole jealousy thing.

[Hack&Lube]

Originally Posted by GirlySports

SORRY!!!!!!!!!

So did you show your supervisor?

It's another weird Asian thing.. if an actress isn't your favorite then she's crap. Some feel other actresses (their favorite) should be more of a star than her. It's the whole jealousy thing.

And the whole scene is so small and everybody sleeps with each other and they are all pop-stars on the side as well.

[Dan02]

I need some help CP, i'm confused as to whether to give this thread 1 star for the premise of it, or 5 stars for the ensuing hilarity.

Thoughts?

[Traditional_Ale]

If you read all 14 pages and don't feel it was a waste, I'd say its a winner.

[burn_this_city]

I gave it 5.. Right after the OP..

[LChoy]

Originally Posted by Hack&Lube

Interesting list. The order that you have Jewish and English there seems odd to me. Many asian parents and people of the older generation make no differentiation between them (or even understand that) and simply lump them in all as white or caucasian.

To be honest, those were a bit of a stretch based on a small sample of experiences. You're probably right and they just fit into the white category. I was going for the whole bad experience from the time of the gun boat diplomacy and Opium wars. We Chinese people have long memories

[Bertuzzied]

Originally Posted by GirlySports

SORRY!!!!!!!!!

So did you show your supervisor?

It's another weird Asian thing.. if an actress isn't your favorite then she's crap. Some feel other actresses (their favorite) should be more of a star than her. It's the whole jealousy thing.

haha. no worries. Yup she saw it but I'm not sure if she is interested in skinny asian women.

Hmm I just realized that at lunch, out of the 25 people in the sushi place i was the only asian person. If there was a hit i would have been toast.

[malcolmk14]

There are five stars on the Chinese flag. If this thread reaches five stars, I'm not going to be able to come in here to read it anymore.