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Old 05-31-2005, 11:36 AM   #1
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In one of the most shocking moves of his presidency, George W. Bush is on the verge of selling Hawaii to Japan, a leading Washington insider has informed Weekly World News.

Isle for sale.


ya righhhhhhhhhhttttttttt....hey guys lets pool our cash together and make Georgey boy an offer! Maybe we could get a bridge thrown in with it!

Big joke me thinks...must be an Onion clone.
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Old 05-31-2005, 11:38 AM   #2
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UH OH CHEESE!!! They got a hold of your mix CD collection!!!!!!

Cheese's Favorite Songs....not that there's anything wrong with it.
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Old 05-31-2005, 11:40 AM   #3
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I hope no one falls for this.
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Old 05-31-2005, 11:43 AM   #4
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Originally posted by KevanGuy@May 31 2005, 01:38 PM
UH OH CHEESE!!! They got a hold of your mix CD collection!!!!!!

Cheese's Favorite Songs....not that there's anything wrong with it.
ROFLMAO....you seem to know all these songs. Hum along KG!
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:28 PM   #5
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Ha ha that's funny. The Weekly World News isn't an Onion clone though -- it's the wildest tabloid at your local supermarket. I saw it last week and they said Elvis was gearing up for a run at the Presidency in 2008.

Pretty good shot at Bush and his learning about the Louisiana Purchase on a trip to an elementary school.
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:40 PM   #6
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from the same website:

Batboy relative REVEALED!!!

Ragin' Cajun

Anyone else you know fall into the characteristics of batboy's relatives?
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:51 PM   #7
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I hope you're joking about WWN ripping off the Onion.
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Old 05-31-2005, 01:14 PM   #8
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Gawwddd. Weekly World News. Haven't you seen "So I Married an Axe Murderer" Jeez!
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Old 05-31-2005, 07:08 PM   #9
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LOL - weekly world news - jesus that brings back memories
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Old 05-31-2005, 07:12 PM   #10
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"My America" by Ed Anger is a personal favorite.
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The Weekly World News is a supermarket tabloid in the truest sense of the word. They don't go after celebs and make up stuff about their lives, that's too much work. These are the people that bring you "Worlds Fatest Man Marriest World's Shortest Woman" and "Batboy Born, Baby Half Boy Half Bat" "God Appears in Clouds Above White House" and my personal favourite "Exhaust from UFO's Causes El Nino"
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