No more Asian restaurants for me

[Bertuzzied]

Originally Posted by SteveToms

There was a Asian guy near the milk cooler at the Co-Op today, I ran away and will never drink milk again. Especially soy milk or rice milk, those crazy Asian milks.

Vitasoy. If i see a white guy holding one i could seriously flip out and kill someone.

[Bertuzzied]

Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction

Did you also do his taxes?

No but I modded his Wii and his PS2. hehe.

[FlamesAddiction]

Originally Posted by SteveToms

There was a Asian guy near the milk cooler at the Co-Op today, I ran away and will never drink milk again. Especially soy milk or rice milk, those crazy Asian milks.

I'm surprised they didn't chase you down... I would have just feigned death.

[Shazam]

Originally Posted by fatso

The question I have is how broad is the scope of "Asian theme" restaurants.

I mean, sure, you don't want to be caught at an authentic chinese restaurant, for example. But what about fusion cuisine inspired restaurants? Or what about Szechuan or Mandarin inspired dishes at safe restaurants like Earl's and the like? Holy dinah! What about teriyaki wings?!? Don't tell me a plate of those at the Irish pub are going to get me blasted in the face!

True story: I was at Earl's and ordered teriyaki wings. When the waiter brought them out, I looked at them wrong. They then shot me 15 times. I was in the hospital for five months.

I should've ordered the hot wings.

[LGA]

Everytime I see a non-Asian guy with Asian tattoos, I just straight cap the guy, no questions, no nonsense, just BAM, done. I also cap people who talk about their Vegas adventures, c'mon, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, you talk about it, you know what's comin'

[GirlySports]

Originally Posted by LGA

Everytime I see a non-Asian guy with Asian tattoos, I just straight cap the guy, no questions, no nonsense, just BAM, done. I also cap people who talk about their Vegas adventures, c'mon, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, you talk about it, you know what's comin'

Would you believe me if I told you that in Asia it's trendy to have alpha-numeric tattoos?

The grass is always greener on the other side.

[J pold]

[Hack&Lube]

Originally Posted by GirlySports

Would you believe me if I told you that in Asia it's trendy to have alpha-numeric tattoos?

The grass is always greener on the other side.

Yeah, it's exactly like how people make fun of Engrish signs and t-shirts etc. When you have asian characters tatooed onto you, it's like permanent Engrish on you and you don't even know about it.

[calf]

Originally Posted by GirlySports

Would you believe me if I told you that in Asia it's trendy to have alpha-numeric tattoos?

The grass is always greener on the other side.

How funny would it be to see someone with a tatoo that says "Mashed Potatos", but they're telling everyone it means "Inner Peace" or something.

[GirlySports]

How bout this?



http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/olympic...nt_6943247.htm

[vanisleflamesfan]

Originally Posted by J pold

What a brave corporate logo! Join me or die! Could you do any less!?

[LGA]

Originally Posted by GirlySports

Would you believe me if I told you that in Asia it's trendy to have alpha-numeric tattoos?

The grass is always greener on the other side.

Well I fully expect them to get capped too. It's a matter of shooting up the majority when you are the minority, gotta keep the fear alive.

In Asia I hope Asian people are afraid of getting shot in McDonald's or KFC, and they all stay away from the deep fryer.

[rubecube]

I've decided to to ban the number 8 from all math equations or generic daily usage.

[Traditional_Ale]

I'm mostly curious about what kind of tunes Red-Mile-DJ spins?

If its electronic music, chances are its made on Asian designed/manufactured synthesizers, plugged into Asian produced computers, and then I would be willing to bet a measurable percentage of the dancers on the floor would be Asian.

Not being racist, just saying adolescant Asians seem to really like their beats and I see a larger percentage of that demographic at electronic music events, than say, a Hitmen game.

So...doesn`t the OP need to quit DJing too.

(There would have been a question mark at the end of the last sentance, but I am on an Asian configured laptop that gives me a `É` as opposed to a question mark).

Guess I better throw this computer out now too.

[rubecube]

You know, I was going to change my sig to include the quote from the OP where he responded to the charge of avoiding Indian restaurants by replying that he still liked the Thai Boat. But damn it, try as I might, there's still no way I find that more hilariously ######ed than a Greaser fan comparing Garon to Luongo.

[SteveToms]

I am going for Korean BBQ, tonight, hopefully I will be back later, if not, I'll miss CP!

[I-Hate-Hulse]

Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale

I'm mostly curious about what kind of tunes Red-Mile-DJ spins?

I think he should take no chances and only spin country music tunes. From my observation of a dance floor, nothing repels Asians like a little Brad Paisley or Tim McGraw. It's like acoustic Off!

These are drastic times. How can you take the chance of spinning tunes that might attract Asians?

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by SteveToms

I am going for Korean BBQ, tonight, hopefully I will be back later, if not, I'll miss CP!

Mmmm Korean BBQ. So delicious. But SO dangerous!

[Circa89]

If anyone can tell me when Bolsa opens again, I will be the first in line to eat a lunch there. I honestly will. I think it would be a pretty cool gesture for a bunch of Calgarians to make the concentrated effort to help these poor owners out.

[burn_this_city]

Originally Posted by Circa89

If anyone can tell me when Bolsa opens again, I will be the first in line to eat a lunch there. I honestly will. I think it would be a pretty cool gesture for a bunch of Calgarians to make the concentrated effort to help these poor owners out.

I live like 5 blocks away and have been planning the same thing.. I'm sure the owners think their business is sewered.