No more Asian restaurants for me

[Bertuzzied]

Originally Posted by burn_this_city

I had to go into Memory Express this morning.. Threw my vest on after hearing Asians possibly own it.

Hmmm now i know why there are no other good computer stores in town. They gangstyled executed all the opposing stores.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by Lchoy

Isn't it the basement washrooms of Calgary Court Restaurant (near Ho Won's Chinese Restaurant - aka the Place with the good salt and pepper squid) that is haunted?

I thought it was the fried chicken place that had the haunted basement?

[Locke]

Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

I thought it was the fried chicken place that had the haunted basement?

No, Chicken on the Way runs a clandestine underground swingers club.

Get your basements straight.

[Shazam]

Originally Posted by Madman

But, did you take into account where your microwave was built and where Panasonic is headquarted?

Silly honkey.

Correction, silly asian.

And if you get near my microwave, I'll cap yur ass.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by Shazam

Correction, silly asian.

And if you get near my microwave, I'll cap yur ass.

Or course you will since it's in your kitchen where food is prepared. Asian food.

[Madman]

Originally Posted by Shazam

Correction, silly asian.

And if you get near my microwave, I'll cap yur ass.

No more quoting Asian people for me - wait, I just did it again.

[mikey_the_redneck]

Originally Posted by 4X4

I don't think that's a fair statement. Just because there is a certain kind of crime wave doesn't mean that all cops should just abandon doing all their duties and focus on one thing.
I mean, what do you want? No more seatbelt tickets until all gangs are gone?

I'm saying that police priorities are screwed up, and it's been this way for a long time. It appears they are not all that upset over gangster shootings, drugs etc....because of money ultimately.

A little OT, but I have to laugh at these "ISD" Intersection Safety Devices, where statistics show that they actually cause more accidents, haha! Why dont they just call them what they are "IMMD".......Intersection Money Making Devices. Anyways I just have a chip on my shoulder when it comes to law enforcement........or lack thereof.

[vanisleflamesfan]

Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

I think my rice cooker has a reheat option on it. I'd take reheated rice originally cooked in a rice cooker then some precooked Uncle Ben's that's been sitting on a shelf for who knows how long at a substantial markup.

But I love my rice cooker. It's lovely since I am either horrible at or too demanding when making rice without it.

Wait a minute... you own a rice cooker? I'll have to remember to stay away from you.

[GirlySports]

No wonder everyone's avoiding me today, or running away.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by GirlySports

No wonder everyone's avoiding me today, or running away.

I'd reply but I fear the retaliation.

[Phaneuf3]

Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck

I'm saying that police priorities are screwed up, and it's been this way for a long time. It appears they are not all that upset over gangster shootings, drugs etc....because of money ultimately.

A little OT, but I have to laugh at these "ISD" Intersection Safety Devices, where statistics show that they actually cause more accidents, haha! Why dont they just call them what they are "IMMD".......Intersection Money Making Devices. Anyways I just have a chip on my shoulder when it comes to law enforcement........or lack thereof.

i also have a chip on my shoulder reagarding law enforement and agree with you that there needs to be stricter enforcement of traffic laws.

[driveway]

I was on this elevator today and these two asian people got on and I just dove off.

I was like, "Y'all ain't killin' me!"

[J pold]

Originally Posted by driveway

I was on this elevator today and these two asian people got on and I just dove off.

I was like, "Y'all ain't killin' me!"

I just noticed your avatar...BAM straight to the ignore list.

Asian guy + Head-band = 99.9% of being shot.

[Shazam]

Originally Posted by vanisleflamesfan

Wait a minute... you own a rice cooker? I'll have to remember to stay away from you.

Know where he keeps his gun? Yup, in the rice cooker. That's where all asians store their spare weapon. I keep a shotgun in mine.

[FanIn80]

I threw my rice cooker out last night. No way is that thing getting a chance to kill me in my sleep!

From now on, it's mashed potatoes and brussel sprouts.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by FanIn80

I threw my rice cooker out last night. No way is that thing getting a chance to kill me in my sleep!

You threw it out??!!! Are you crazy? That thing is going to be some pissed off now and looking for payback. Hope your affairs are in order!

[Bertuzzied]

Originally Posted by Shazam

Know where he keeps his gun? Yup, in the rice cooker. That's where all asians store their spare weapon. I keep a shotgun in mine.

I keep my nunchuks in my tiger hot water heater. Gets kinda hot when i pull them out.

I think we should also stay away from white guys with tans in the winter. They are asian wannabes and might have to cap some people as an initiation into the gang.

[FanIn80]

Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

You threw it out??!!! Are you crazy? That thing is going to be some pissed off now and looking for payback. Hope your affairs are in order!

Oh man. I hadn't thought of that!

[Locke]

Now, to bring some levity to this thread:

[GirlySports]

I got better weapons