My Jedi powers stopped working!

[DementedReality]

i dont know what the problem is, but my jedi powers seem to be on the fritz today. The only thing I can do is open the front doors at Safeway, other than that they arent working.

Anyone else having this problem too or is just me?

[Nufy]

Mine are ok...

After I sit at a red light for a bit, it automatically turns green for me.

[DementedReality]

Originally Posted by Nufy

Mine are ok...

After I sit at a red light for a bit, it automatically turns green for me.

hmmm .... im going to try that out shortly ...

maybe they are coming back, the toast popped up for me.

[SportsJunky]

My refrigerator light still comes on everytime I open the door so I'm golden.

[Locke]

I hate days like that....you can just sense that your connection to the Force is on the fritz.

I just stay home, get drunk and watch South Park.

[MrMastodonFarm]

Mine was fine. I walked into a store this morning, wove my hand infront of the door, and the door slide apart in the middle. Half went to the left, half to the right.

[LChoy]

It's a great day for me. The urinal, water faucet, soap dispensor, and hand dryer all responded at my will this morning

[Bertuzzied]

Maybe if Lucas made a half decent movie the powers would come back. Star Wars is dead to me after those last 3 pieces of crap.

[Bagor]

Mine are working fine.

Just dropped one and cleared the room of enemies in less than a minute.

[Hack&Lube]

I'm afraid you were out Jedi'd by a Sith Lord who suggested to you that those aren't the powers that you thought you had.

Safeway felt sorry for you and so they installed motion detectors so that you would stop smashing your face into the door whenever you had a snack attack to replenish your midoclorians.

Your powers are still there, but I'd suggest a visit to your local Dagobah Express Outlet or Church of Scientology to get your head sorted out.

[Got Miikka?]

None of your Jedi powers are malfunctioning. You will tell yourselves this and continue to quietly go about your business. You don't want to sell me any deathsticks.

[Muta]

...I tried the old 'you don't need to see my I.D.' Jedi mind trick when at a bar the other week, complete with waving my hand infront of the bouncer's face when saying it and using a soft, condescending tone of voice.

Needless to say, I got my ass frickin' bootstomped for an hour afterwards and woke up the next morning in a dumpster. I guess I used the force wrong.

[Philly06Cup]

Originally Posted by Bertuzzied

Maybe if Lucas made a half decent movie the powers would come back. Star Wars is dead to me after those last 3 pieces of crap.

Nothing enrages me more than Star Wars talk. All 6+ movies are crap.

"Jedi Mind Tricks" are lame; they are a product of lazy writing.

[DementedReality]

Originally Posted by Philly06Cup

Nothing enrages me more than Star Wars talk. All 6+ movies are crap.

"Jedi Mind Tricks" are lame; they are a product of lazy writing.

blashphemy

if my powers werent on the fritz, i would have you delete your post.

[ComixZone]

Originally Posted by Philly06Cup

Nothing enrages me more than Star Wars talk. All 6+ movies are crap.

"Jedi Mind Tricks" are lame; they are a product of lazy writing.

Sith! Sith! Sith! Get em' boys!

[old-fart]

Can someone please explain to me the difference between Jedi powers, and Scientology powers? I mean, they are both based on aliens, aren't they?

[4X4]

Originally Posted by Philly06Cup

Nothing enrages me more than Star Wars talk. All 6+ movies are crap.

"Jedi Mind Tricks" are lame; they are a product of lazy writing.

Ah, you're just bitter because Philly hasn't won the cup since the original Star Wars came out. Same reason why TML fans hate the Beatles.

[ComixZone]

Originally Posted by old-fart

Can someone please explain to me the difference between Jedi powers, and Scientology powers? I mean, they are both based on aliens, aren't they?

Trekkie!

Scientology = Sith. Not jedi.

[millhouse11]

Mine are working. Just got back from lunch and had a couple of girls take their clothes off for me while they danced to power ballads.

[burn_this_city]

Haha the closet jedi hates star wars..