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Otto-matic · 01-07-2009, 01:13 AM

http://cobaltss.net/forums/showthread.php?t=130131

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I got paid today and was headed to the bank to cash in my check. When i got to the bank there was a group of 5 girls outside the bank just hanging around. I didn't think much of it. I went inside and I was the only one in there along with another girl who was just finished and walked out. As im at the bank teller, the girl comes back and waits in line. I never thought much of anything. I needed to take out 2,000. So when i asked for it i guess the girl over heard me. She left the bank in a hurry. Still i didn't think much of it. I leave the bank 2 or 3 minutes later and guess who's by my car... the same 5 girls. so i was a little hesitant to go over there, its only girls but i knew they wanted trouble...

So im still walking towards my car and all of a sudden BOOM, i get punched in the side of my face, i was like WTF? at this point i knew it was that bitch in the bank. I look up and its her, she tries going for my wallet in my back pocket but cant because i overpowered her, i throw her arms off and i ing LAYED it to her right in her face. She went flying to the floor like a sac of potatoes. I see her 5 friends running over towards me, im thinking to myself, oh what do i do. but i just unloaded. 1 girl after the other, pop...pop...pop.. pop...pop... 2 girls slowly got up and wanted more but i said they they better think twice before i i hurt them any farther... i see 4 girls just laying there. i call 911 on my cell and EMS and police were there in less then 2 minutes. as soon as i was getting off my phone 2 cruisers were already at the scene, cops put me in handcuffs for only a couple minutes when they realized i was just defending myself. a whole lot of happened in between the cops coming and now but im too tired to type out all the details. i got home and noticed a en long ass scratch on my car tho. lucky for me it was my SC1

Ozy_Flame · 01-07-2009, 01:17 AM

Bwahahahahaha

Nuje · 01-07-2009, 01:17 AM

If you roll with 2g in cash, why do you own a Saturn SC1?

....quite the story for sure though.

Dan02 · 01-07-2009, 01:18 AM

lol that's awesome, got what they had coming. I've never hit a girl in my life either but i'd do the same thing in his position. although i'd probably be more insistant on them filing charges on the other 5 regardless if they recieved enough punishment, would decrease the chance of them having a shot at a lawsuit even more.

CMPunk · 01-07-2009, 01:18 AM

Dude, that's from August

Otto-matic · 01-07-2009, 01:19 AM

Yeah but first time I discovered this, not quite as classic as the stolen laptop though

Bertuzzied · 01-07-2009, 01:23 AM

I'm reading "who has the hottest gf?" from their threads of the year. hahahaha we need to start crap like that here.

and WTF?? There is actually a chevy cobalt site? hahahahahahhahahaah. oh crap. i think i woke everyone up.

browna · 01-07-2009, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Bertuzzied

and WTF?? There is actually a chevy cobalt site? hahahahahahhahahaah. oh crap. i think i woke everyone up.

The new SS is a pretty good sleeper, don't take my word for it though.

http://www.roadandtrack.com/article....rticle_id=7107

I have the same engine in one of our cars.

3 Justin 3 · 01-07-2009, 03:59 AM

I have a Chevy Cobalt.

But please don't make fun, owning it is punishment enough.

3 Justin 3 · 01-07-2009, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Bertuzzied

I'm reading "who has the hottest gf?" from their threads of the year. hahahaha we need to start crap like that here.

and WTF?? There is actually a chevy cobalt site? hahahahahahhahahaah. oh crap. i think i woke everyone up.

I am reading that thread too, LOL. I read the "boner" thread as well. wtf?

Resolute 14 · 01-07-2009, 08:29 AM

...and ever since then, they called me the Champ!

FanIn80 · 01-07-2009, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Resolute 14

...and ever since then, they called me the Champ!

...and I said, "How's that, for liking your asphalt?"

rubecube · 01-07-2009, 09:24 AM

So THIS is what happens on Whyte Ave in the years when the Oilers aren't in the playoffs.

habernac · 01-07-2009, 09:33 AM

sort of the same thing happened to a friend of mine back in the early 90's. He had a place in Bowness while he was going to U of C. He and a friend got off the bus, two guys and a girl tried to mug them. He didn't want to, but she wouldn't stop going after him. Dropped her like a bag of dirt.

Bagor · 01-07-2009, 09:35 AM

Gave a 12 year old girl a slap with the back of my hand in Rome. Pure instinctive reaction.

Shoved a bunch of flowers in my face and then stuffed her hand in my jacket pocket.

Prototype · 01-07-2009, 09:42 AM

I love that it was 4 or 6. No way was it 5.

Flames89 · 01-07-2009, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Prototype

I love that it was 4 or 6. No way was it 5.

The actual thread was "4 of 6", I thought (which means I am too lazy to go back and check, but pretty sure)

The gf thread is pretty funny. 100 pages. Some hotties, some butter-faces, some fuglies, and quite a few wow-am-i-turning-into-a-dirty-old-man-ies...

malcolmk14 · 01-07-2009, 09:50 AM

Some chick told me Craig Conroy sucks at faceoffs last night and I slapped her right across the mouth.

Prototype · 01-07-2009, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Flames89

The actual thread was "4 of 6", I thought (which means I am too lazy to go back and check, but pretty sure)

Yeah, it is. But this thread title made me laugh. That, and the fact Fotze hasn't made it in here to explain how he'd "knock out 4 or 6 girls".

4X4 · 01-07-2009, 10:42 AM

A few years ago, my sister, who has a pretty twisted sense of humour, emailed out this picture because she thought it was hilarious:

A few days later, we all had to go to Dads for dinner and I showed up without my girlfriend. I was sitting in the living room with my sis and she asks me where the woman was and I told her that she had scheduled something else that night because I had told her that this dinner was the next night.
My sister replies "oh, that sucks... You know what you should do?"
I say "sure. Next time I'll just punch her in the face to prove that I'm right" and we kill ourselves laughing for a second until we realized that our aunt (the pastor's wife) had entered the room and was frozen in a mid sit-down manouvre, eyes bulging, just staring at us.
I had to go into damage control mode and assure her that I'd never hit a woman, meanwhile my sister is chiming in with things like "yeah, unless he was right"... I don't know if you had to be there to find that story funny, but we still laugh about it to this day.