01-05-2009, 10:01 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: beautiful calgary alberta
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What wouldn't you do in front of your spouse?
I was just reading this article on this subject. It's weird what some people will and won't do. One lady goes to the bathroom in front of her husband (both numbers) but won't let him see her without her dentures. I wouldn't clean my ears or go to the bathroom in front of mine. I don't like doing any grooming, including toenail cutting in front of anyone.
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01-05-2009, 10:03 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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Number 2.
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01-05-2009, 10:10 AM
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#3
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Norm!
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Polishing the rocket on the couch while watching porn
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01-05-2009, 10:13 AM
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Polishing the rocket on the couch while watching porn
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I'd be far more likely to do this than to even take a piss in front of her. Can't really explain why ... I've always had a real strong negative feeling about toilet use around one another. I actually don't even support the act of farting around each other.
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01-05-2009, 10:13 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Polishing the rocket on the couch while watching porn
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So if they walked in and you were almost down you would just put it away and finish later? You are a stronger man than me.
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01-05-2009, 10:14 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Russic
I'd be far more likely to do this than to even take a piss in front of her. Can't really explain why ... I've always had a real strong negative feeling about toilet use around one another. I actually don't even support the act of farting around each other.
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One of my greatest pleasures in life is farting in the car, locking the windows and waiting in anticipation. Maybe this should go in the confession thread...
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01-05-2009, 10:23 AM
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I find farting around my girlfriend a joyful and humorous experience. However I would be deeply horrified and offended if she tried to do the same. Good thing girls don't fart....
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01-05-2009, 10:27 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Calgary, AB
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I would be uncomfortable having an affair in front of my wife.
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01-05-2009, 10:40 AM
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#9
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CP's Fraser Crane
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Polishing the rocket on the couch while watching porn
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Pretty much the same here... bathroom time doesnt bother us...
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01-05-2009, 10:46 AM
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Guest
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#2 isn't easy to do when it's a "grunter"... (sorry TMI)
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01-05-2009, 10:58 AM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Sec. 222
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01-05-2009, 11:03 AM
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Nostradamus
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: London Ont.
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yep the masturbation thing for sure. It's fine of it starts as a couple thing, but if you get caught, never a good thing.
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01-05-2009, 11:10 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: @robdashjamieson
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#2, or someone else.
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01-05-2009, 11:15 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Calgary
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Wear pants
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01-05-2009, 11:26 AM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Polishing the rocket on the couch while watching porn
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Really? Truly? Why?
You might get an extra set of polishers.
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01-05-2009, 11:30 AM
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Franchise Player
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Another chick.
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01-05-2009, 11:57 AM
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One of the Nine
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Polishing the rocket on the couch while watching porn
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That was so unexpectedly hilarious.
Pretty much the only thing I wouldn't want to do in front of anyone, let alone my s/o would be to wipe my ass.
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01-05-2009, 12:04 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: @robdashjamieson
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So everything before the wipe is fair game, but once you need the TP, you'd ask your SO to leave the room?
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01-05-2009, 12:05 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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Originally Posted by 4X4
Pretty much the only thing I wouldn't want to do in front of anyone, let alone my s/o would be to wipe my ass.
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^This, #2, and grooming such as toe-nails.
When someone mentioned an old lady who #2's in front of her husband but won't let him see her without dentures is really kind of creepy and gross. Imagine how that conversation would go?
"Good-morn..."
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01-05-2009, 12:12 PM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Prototype
So everything before the wipe is fair game, but once you need the TP, you'd ask your SO to leave the room?
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German Schiese Porn.
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