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Old 01-04-2009, 04:40 PM   #561
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Balderdash for sure.

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Old 01-04-2009, 05:07 PM   #562
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Schoolgirl. I don't like hospitals and doctor's offices, and my maid sure doesn't call to mind anything appealing beyond clean floors and dishes.

You vs. An Ostrich????

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Old 01-04-2009, 05:12 PM   #563
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Me, cause I'd bring a big sandbox for it to bury it's head in.

Jarko Ruutu or Matt Cooke?
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:52 PM   #564
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I'm more of a lurker in this thread, but I thought I'd chime in for a sec...

HOLY CRAP! What the hell man? There's no way an ostrich has teeth like that...it's a bird! How? Why? I never wanna see one of those damn things. Ever. It looks like a freakin' alien.
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Old 01-04-2009, 07:57 PM   #565
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Cooke because he knows about the "Ruutu leglock"


Khabibulin vs the Flames......in the future
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Old 01-04-2009, 08:09 PM   #566
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Flames!!

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Old 01-04-2009, 08:17 PM   #567
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Her. I'd go down in one punch. I would dance around for as long I could though.

How about her vs

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Old 01-05-2009, 01:15 AM   #568
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Schoolgirl. I don't like hospitals and doctor's offices, and my maid sure doesn't call to mind anything appealing beyond clean floors and dishes.

You vs. An Ostrich????

Sweet! New avatar.
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Old 01-06-2009, 02:31 PM   #569
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Her. I'd go down in one punch. I would dance around for as long I could though.

How about her vs

Her. She's probably got bigger balls.

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Old 01-06-2009, 02:50 PM   #570
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PVR. I have a BB.

hang gliding vs sky diving (I wanna do both, but I have to do one first)
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Old 01-06-2009, 02:53 PM   #571
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PVR. I have a BB.

hang gliding vs sky diving (I wanna do both, but I have to do one first)
draw, strap on a parachute, climb onto your hang glider sale up high.....then jump off......well I guess you technically would have done the hang gliding first

thong v boy shorts
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Old 01-06-2009, 02:54 PM   #572
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I'll be in my bunk
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Old 01-06-2009, 06:55 PM   #573
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draw, strap on a parachute, climb onto your hang glider sale up high.....then jump off......well I guess you technically would have done the hang gliding first

thong v boy shorts
Thongs, theres more to see!

I dunno if this was done before but

Al Strachan vs Mike Milbury
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Old 01-07-2009, 12:37 AM   #574
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Milbury would club the crap out of Strachan with his own shoe.

The Hadron Collider vs. The Yellowstone Caldera?
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:04 PM   #575
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Fata Nazis vs Fata Nazi Nazis
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:12 PM   #576
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Fata Nazi Nazis

Fat Nazis vs Fata
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:22 PM   #577
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Fat Nazis all that time in europe has made Fata soft.

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Old 03-10-2009, 11:29 PM   #578
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Flight of the Conchords

Watching the Flames win the Stanley Cup, or (you as a regular person) getting to play in the NHL for a day?
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:54 PM   #579
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Getting to play in the NHL. Sorry, I'm selfish.

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Old 03-10-2009, 11:56 PM   #580
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Flames winning cup no question.


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