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Old 12-23-2008, 10:24 AM   #101
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haha, sorry, werent you the one on the post your picture thread that was talking easterngirl into putting her pic up?

I guess that could have been oilers_baby, I get you oilers fans mixed up!
There were lots of posters asking for her picture, and ALOT more that came off way more creepy then me... and Oilers_baby is a chick, doubt she is stalking EG
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Old 12-23-2008, 10:25 AM   #102
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Third line centre baby! I'm just gonna feed the puck to my man Redvan and watch him put it top shelf.
Pfft, energy line here thats where its at. The only problem is we would all be so drunk we would score on the wrong net!
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Old 12-23-2008, 10:27 AM   #103
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There were lots of posters asking for her picture, and ALOT more that came off way more creepy then me... and Oilers_baby is a chick, doubt she is stalking EG
I havent read the thread for a bit, you were the last one i remember talking about it, so you got targeted haha.
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Old 12-23-2008, 10:28 AM   #104
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There were lots of posters asking for her picture, and ALOT more that came off way more creepy then me... and Oilers_baby is a chick, doubt she is stalking EG

we can always hope, can't we?
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Old 12-23-2008, 10:42 AM   #105
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Too many to count, easily over 100.
the CP message board slut!
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Old 12-23-2008, 10:46 AM   #106
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Pfft, energy line here thats where its at. The only problem is we would all be so drunk we would score on the wrong net!
or some of us *cough* 4X4 *cough* would stroll over to the game while everyone is yelling at him to hurry up and our line would be missing a player for a frustrating amount of time :P
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we can always hope, can't we?
You hope that she's stalking me?

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the CP message board slut!
Hey! That's derogatory. KG can't help it if he's popular, let the man live his life free of societys labels! Fly free KG! Fly free!


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Old 12-23-2008, 11:08 AM   #108
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You hope that she's stalking me?
Well, he hopes O_B is a lesbian.
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Old 12-23-2008, 11:19 AM   #109
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You hope that she's stalking me?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you wish you never posted your picture....
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Old 12-23-2008, 11:44 AM   #110
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Well, he hopes O_B is a lesbian.

well, lets not get crazy here. Maybe a little bi-curious at the worst!!

haha, im joking of course.
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Old 12-23-2008, 12:10 PM   #111
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After sharing a small number of games of KG's seasons tickets a couple years ago, its puzzling why so many other posters here are into my sloppy seconds.



Watch it , you might be suspended indefinitley for those derogatory remarks Mr FOtze....
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Old 12-23-2008, 12:21 PM   #112
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After sharing a small number of games of KG's seasons tickets a couple years ago, its puzzling why so many other posters here are into my sloppy seconds.
Head CP honcho Bingo met with controversial attention whore fotze today to determine his punishment, following his derogatory comments made with reference to esteemed poster and competitive eater Kevanguy.

Fotze will be indefinitely banned and will not be allowed to return to the CP community until he completes a sensitivity course, where he will cry on the shoulders of miscreants and other chauvinists.

Following the informal hearing, fotze broke down in tears and was heard to remark, "I am sick and need help."

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Head CP honcho Bingo met with controversial attention whore fotze today to determine his punishment, following his derogatory comments made with reference to esteemed poster and competitive eater Kevanguy.

Fotze will be indefinitely banned and will not be allowed to return to the CP community until he completes a sensitivity course, where he will cry on the shoulders of miscreants and other chauvinists.

Following the informal hearing, fotze broke down in tears and was heard to remark, "I am sick and need help."

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Old 12-23-2008, 01:36 PM   #114
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Fotze respond to Sample's questions during his own press conference.

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Old 12-23-2008, 01:39 PM   #115
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^^ wtf!
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Old 12-23-2008, 01:42 PM   #116
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No way! He'd be the one laughing hysterically. I get the impression he must play that death ball sport.
He'd laugh but all the other folks in chairs probably would not.
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Old 12-23-2008, 01:45 PM   #117
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What does kleene mean?
what does Fotze mean? Seems like it would be a german swear word.
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Old 12-23-2008, 02:00 PM   #118
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He'd laugh but all the other folks in chairs probably would not.
But its okay if you've got one on your side.
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Old 12-23-2008, 02:05 PM   #119
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Ha, I was typing my post as you put this up.

Yeah I think from our '04 Toronto summits it was:
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Did your buddy ever post on CP?
No ... never got into the scene ... weirdo ...
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- Barnes
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- Whoever played in the very first Faking the Cut

I've also stalked calf in the men's room at Stamps games
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