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Old 12-19-2008, 03:03 PM   #41
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Watching that show makes me want to crawl out of my skin.

The second oldest son proposed to his girlfriend (whom he met once), so he could get to know her better through marriage. The girl looks exactly like his sisters, and he was saying something how he was so happy to find a girl that is "just like mom".

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Old 12-19-2008, 04:08 PM   #42
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Remember that crazy family with 17 kids? Well now there's 18.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24537885/

The link above is old, but I heard on the news that the 18th was born today.

How is it even enjoyable for either of them any more? It's gotta be like throwing a javelin through a window. Chucking a hotdog down a well. Tossing a baseball bat into a soccer net...
Isn't that Dr. Fairbanks and his family? He's a dentist in south Calgary.
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Old 12-19-2008, 04:11 PM   #43
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Flying a x-wing down the death star shaft and firing your torpedo into an exhaust port thats about two metres wide.
Just close your eyes and imagine that it's a womprat.
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Old 12-19-2008, 05:11 PM   #44
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Old 12-19-2008, 05:53 PM   #45
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Old 12-19-2008, 05:59 PM   #46
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the Duggars’ 17 natural children.
Does that mean they have some unnatural children also?
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Old 12-19-2008, 06:11 PM   #47
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Old 12-19-2008, 09:38 PM   #48
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Does that mean they have some unnatural children also?
Village of the Damned Duggars....
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Old 12-19-2008, 10:37 PM   #49
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Not exactly "Boldly going where no man has gone before"
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Old 12-20-2008, 12:26 AM   #50
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Not exactly "Boldly going where no man has gone before"
That may be true, but u gotta give him credit for boldly going where no man ever wants to go
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Old 12-20-2008, 01:15 AM   #51
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Isn't that Dr. Fairbanks and his family? He's a dentist in south Calgary.
I know Dr. Fairbanks very well, he's a great guy and no that is not his family.
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Old 12-20-2008, 02:55 AM   #52
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Old 12-20-2008, 03:06 PM   #53
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Old 12-23-2008, 06:52 AM   #54
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Flying a x-wing down the death star shaft and firing your torpedo into an exhaust port thats about two metres wide.
I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.
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