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Old 12-18-2008, 09:13 PM   #1
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Thumbs up New cologne: "Flame" by BK

http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/

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The WHOPPER® sandwich is America’s Favorite burger.
FLAME™ by BK® captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat.
http://www.rickyshalloween.com/flame...ay_p/flame.htm


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At first I was a little wary of your product, I mean, I've tried other things to help maintain my "chick magnet" status, such as the infamous "wolf sweater" or maybe just a pair of hot pants, but I really was missing the ultimate compliment to my attire, the Whopper Flame. Now the ladies literally want to eat me, literally....if only they had the fry vat body spray as I'm tired of wearing 5 hour old "Big Mac special sauce deodorant" wearing off and smelling like milk left in the sun for 3 days. It's folks who create stuff like this that are the "real men of genius."
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Old 12-18-2008, 09:20 PM   #2
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Women can't resist the smell of smoked meat.
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Old 12-18-2008, 09:22 PM   #3
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Oh God. Please, no.
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:47 PM   #4
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I know what I want for Christmas!!
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Old 12-19-2008, 12:10 AM   #5
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This...has to be a joke. Right?
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Old 12-19-2008, 12:26 AM   #6
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considering it is $3.99 I would say it is a joke.
Up there with saying both those fart sprays that they sell at spenser's and axe body sprays that they sell at safeway are colognes.
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Old 12-19-2008, 04:34 AM   #7
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The CNN host last night said it "smells like junior high".
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Old 12-19-2008, 08:20 AM   #8
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Does anyone have KevanGuy for their Secret Santa this year?
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I just want to say that Burger King is awesome!

Not only do they have the best burger of the major fast food chains, by far, but while everyone else was introducing greasy "health" food, they went and brought out a 2000 calorie breakfast.

And now this?

/screw MacDonalds
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Old 12-19-2008, 10:12 AM   #10
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I went to order it as a joke gift for my brother in laws but it only ships in the US.
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Old 12-19-2008, 10:21 AM   #11
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...and it's sold out.
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Old 12-19-2008, 10:34 AM   #12
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They've done studies ya know. 60% of the time it works every time!
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This...has to be a joke. Right?
If a chick wears this I'd be all over her lol
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Old 12-19-2008, 11:47 AM   #14
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I went to order it as a joke gift for my brother in laws but it only ships in the US.
You could just buy him a Whopper and let him rub down with that.
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Old 12-19-2008, 11:48 AM   #15
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Larf ... how to get mobbed by a pack of dogs in the park.
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Old 12-19-2008, 12:00 PM   #16
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I guess this would be a step up from smelling like rotten hot dogs... happy holidays indeed!
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Old 12-20-2008, 12:31 AM   #17
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If a chick wears this I'd be all over her lol
Imagine getting intimate and all you can smell is meat.
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Old 12-20-2008, 08:09 AM   #18
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^ and your point is?
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Imagine getting intimate and all you can smell is meat.
I'm sure it's better than smelling nothing but fried chicken
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I'm sure it's better than smelling nothing but fried chicken
...or a can of rancid tuna.
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