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Old 12-14-2008, 06:24 PM   #61
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how about a fight to the death then
Under the rules of a Mortal Kombat Tournament?
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Old 12-14-2008, 08:37 PM   #62
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How about who's willing to fly the furthest to Calgary to catch a game?
Pfttt I have that one covered I think. I am coming to Calgary for xmas from Chesterfield Inlet, NU. My family is in Newfoundland. Why am I coming to Calgary?

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Old 12-14-2008, 08:45 PM   #63
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I think it should be a judged verbal shot competition between the interested parties.

A meh ok insult would be a straight jab

A decent insult that makes the target real is a right cross

The insult that stuns the person into silence or to totally lose their cool is a outright knockout

Points are lost for the actual usage of slang terms representing genitals, or swearing, or referring to someones mother unless you can make up a term that alludes to someones mother without calling her that.
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Old 12-14-2008, 08:49 PM   #64
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I think the contest should be who can take on the most 5 year-olds at once? i think i could take at least 20-25 of em before they bring me down

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Old 12-14-2008, 08:50 PM   #65
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Or maybe whoever can come up with most in thread FATAS!!!!

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Old 12-14-2008, 08:54 PM   #66
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I want to hear from this prariedog feller to find out if it's really worth all this fuss...

I notice his wife hasn't allowed him to post since the 'incident' so maybe it went better for him than he thought it would...

LOL!!

I don't post alot to begin with but the wife doesn't have her bun in a knot, don't worry.

We had a great time and yes, it is worth the fuss. Firefly is a great gal and I'd gladly join her for a game anytime.

You single guys should step up to the plate and see if your worthy.
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Old 12-14-2008, 09:03 PM   #67
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Old 12-14-2008, 09:06 PM   #68
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In lieu of the prize, how about the most interesting, ackward or coincidence meeting of a fellow CP member? And to be fully inclusive, if you don't have a story, make up something interesting with a hypothetical member, say, FireFly.
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Old 12-14-2008, 09:14 PM   #69
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In lieu of the prize, how about the most interesting, ackward or coincidence meeting of a fellow CP member? And to be fully inclusive, if you don't have a story, make up something interesting with a hypothetical member, say, FireFly.
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I never though I would be writing you, but the most amazing thing happened to me at a Flames game, and a girl that I had never met named FireFly . . .
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That wasn't exactly what I was thinking lol
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Old 12-14-2008, 09:42 PM   #71
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How about everyone who would like to go to a game with Firefly PM her and she picks the one she would like to go with
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Old 12-14-2008, 09:48 PM   #72
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How about everyone who would like to go to a game with Firefly PM her and she picks the one she would like to go with
That's a horrible idea, there's no chance I'd win that.
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we could appeal to her base hockey fan instincts, and have a contest to see who can buy FireFly the most beer at the game. she could go for the heroin beer challenge
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How about everyone who would like to go to a game with Firefly PM her and she picks the one she would like to go with
I don't even think I need to PM it, its obvious, I would love to go to a hockey game with Firefly, buy her as much beer as she wants or whatever.

No secret there.

See, this is why I would be lousy in Survivor, everyone would be playing for immunity, while I would be bribing Jeff Probst for the immunity idol, then once I had it, throwing him off of a cliff.
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I liked the oogling going on in the other thread. Photo Contests are where its at. I think she should continue in that vein. "Best legs" photo. Take a photo of only your gams and post it.

For those who feel their legs may not be worthy, who's to know if you snap a shot of your best friends legs instead?





mmmm....men in kilts.....
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Old 12-14-2008, 10:11 PM   #77
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I don't even think I need to PM it, its obvious, I would love to go to a hockey game with Firefly, buy her as much beer as she wants or whatever.

No secret there.

See, this is why I would be lousy in Survivor, everyone would be playing for immunity, while I would be bribing Jeff Probst for the immunity idol, then once I had it, throwing him off of a cliff.
Are you saying you'd take me to a game, get me drunk and throw me over the railing?
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Old 12-14-2008, 10:15 PM   #78
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Are you saying you'd take me to a game, get me drunk and throw me over the railing?
Probably one and two, and not three.
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Old 12-14-2008, 10:32 PM   #79
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I think this idea should be in the running for best contest idea.
Even with the question mark, it was intended to be an entry.

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Old 12-14-2008, 10:38 PM   #80
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