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				The improv game 
			 
			
			
			Yes, we had the Random book thread, now maybe we can try an excercise from Improv theater, where we each write a line to a story that follows up the line before it.  Lets see what kind of a random novel can be written.
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			two strangers passed each other at the entrance of a tavern.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			The one stranger was a tall man, thin and hawk-nosed; the other stranger was short, little better than a dwarf, really.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			They looked at one another, not an easy proposition given the difference in their statures, and asked the age-old and time-honored question...."Pub?"
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			The short one, who went by the name Bob was a professionally unemployed circus cannon ball, his taller friend liked to needle him relentlessly or as he liked to call it "Light his fuse"
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Bob had a notoriously bad temper, which was made even worse when he drank.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			This particular evening, Bob's lanky friend had won a hefty sum of money of him at a game of chance.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Bob looked up at his new friend and said angrily, "I am NOT happy!"
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			"Grumpy then?" inquired the friend.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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			To which Bob replied by punching him in the shins.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			As the lanky friend jumped around in pain, he yelled, "You don't even know my name! Do you?!"
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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			[not part of the game, but here is a funny improv:]VIDEO 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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					As the lanky friend jumped around in pain, he yelled, "You don't even know my name! Do you?!"
			
		 
	 
	
 
To which Bob replied, "no I don't know, and I don't even care!"  Being your friend is life a Guns and Roses collection without Appetite for Destruction.  And as Bob stormed out of the pub, the hawk nosed man started to sob....
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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			"Why do all my friends hate me?" he wailed.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			An timid, but rather buxom waitress approaches uncertainly as another patron spoke up.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			"You're a Bloc supporter, aren't you?" Asked a nearby patron, proudly wearing a conservative button and drinking a Big Rock.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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			Just as Bob thought the day couldn't get any worse, it did.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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			"Just because I'm a dwarf and have a bad temper, you think I'm a seperatist?" Bob shouted at the inebriated Conservative.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			"What are you going to do? LEAVE!" responded a faceless wiseguy, as raucous laughter ensues.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			"No. It's not you're height or bad vocabulary, but rather the fact you have no friends that makes us believe you are a seperatist!" Added the waitress, while delivering a glass of red wine to Bob.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
 
	
		
	
	
	
	
	
		
	
		 
 
 
	
		
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