__________________
Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
__________________
Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
__________________
Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
Drat, thwarted so close to freedom’s sweet caress… I dreamed for but a taste of the decadent west, and now my eulogy is sung by guard dogs and alarm bells.
Lie back and think of summers in Kiev, o cloudless sky.
Our edifices are firm but gentle lovers!
You shall not want for steel…
The men I’ve sent to death weigh heavily on my mind; but this burden is but a fist of straw compared to the strain of the republic.
Your inactivity is criminal, porcine gastropod…
Go back to Oklahoma!
__________________
There's always two sides to an argument, and it's always a tie.
The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to Gozer For This Useful Post:
Alarm!! Don your masks or you will dance the sarin jig this night!!!
Have strength, my little cabbage. By the mercy of NKVD Order No. 00447, we have been chosen for Resettlement.
We will show the tin mines of Kolyma the true power of the proletariat.
Aaaaah… Pig iron, your musk is that of glorious industry …
These consumables are contraband, comrade - your passage to the gulag is paid for in L’eggs Body Beautiful Smoothers Shaping Hosiery!
Cease your protests, the deal is done! You are to make a fine wife for uncouth American businessman!
Cease your rescue attempts!
Harvest my connective tissues so that the Motherland may restock her glue reserves…
__________________
There's always two sides to an argument, and it's always a tie.
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Gozer For This Useful Post:
__________________
Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.