12-01-2008, 11:15 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Niceland
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And then the fight started!
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
(from one of those email things that go around)
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12-01-2008, 11:18 PM
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#2
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Oh damn. Hahahaha.
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NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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12-01-2008, 11:27 PM
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Norm!
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SO I'm sitting there watching some T.V. when my wife sits down beside me.
Whats on TV she asks.
I reply Dust
and then the fight started.
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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12-01-2008, 11:32 PM
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Well, your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
………and then the fight started
I just grabbed one off google.
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12-01-2008, 11:37 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Dead Rear, AB
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Hahaha, this thread will be epic over time!
There have been so many moments that start fights between my wife and myself, yet I can't pinpoint one yet. Next time we get into one (which should be any day now as it seems overdue) I'll have to come find this thread cuz it's usually something I say or do that causes it.
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12-01-2008, 11:39 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Spartanville
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I rear-ended a car this morning.
The other driver got out of his car.
I couldn’t believe it…. he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ‘I AM NOT HAPPY!!!’
So, I looked down at him and said, ‘Well, then which one are you?’
And then the fight started…..
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12-01-2008, 11:57 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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nvm
Last edited by I_am_Beast; 12-02-2008 at 12:00 AM.
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12-01-2008, 11:58 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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- My wife gets naked & asks me, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
So I look her up & down and reply, 'Your sense of humour!
and then the fight started!
Last edited by I_am_Beast; 12-02-2008 at 12:01 AM.
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12-02-2008, 12:11 AM
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#9
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I believe in the Pony Power
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bagor
I rear-ended a car this morning.
The other driver got out of his car.
I couldn’t believe it…. he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ‘I AM NOT HAPPY!!!’
So, I looked down at him and said, ‘Well, then which one are you?’
And then the fight started…..
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Oh man that's gold Jerry GOLD
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12-02-2008, 12:15 AM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, ‘you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.’
And then the fight started…
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12-02-2008, 12:17 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
“I'll have the ribeye steak, medium rare, please.”
He said, “Aren't you worried about the mad cow?”
“Nah, she can order for herself.”
And that's how the fight started.....
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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday
and then the fight started.....
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12-02-2008, 12:20 AM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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James beat me to it.
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Last edited by Dion; 12-02-2008 at 12:29 AM.
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12-02-2008, 12:23 AM
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Franchise Player
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deja vu
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12-02-2008, 12:27 AM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
........and that's when the fight started
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12-02-2008, 12:34 AM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Halifax
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I was trying to show this girl what is so cool about CP
I showed her the LOLCats thread and she laughed.
I showed her the FFFFFKKKKKK thread and she said it was stupid
And then the fight started
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12-02-2008, 06:57 AM
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Uncle Chester
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My wife was asking me why they have white as the main colour for weddings
I told her so it matches the appliances in the kitchen
and then the fight started
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12-02-2008, 07:04 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Section 222
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My wife asked me if I thought her breasts felt firm.
So I gave them a good squeeze and said "Not as firm as your sisters."
and then the fight started.
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Go Flames Go!!
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12-02-2008, 07:04 AM
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Franchise Player
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started....
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12-02-2008, 07:05 AM
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Franchise Player
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'
And then the fight started ...
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12-02-2008, 08:14 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: beautiful calgary alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhettzky
My wife asked me if I thought her breasts felt firm.
So I gave them a good squeeze and said "Not as firm as your sisters."
and then the fight started.
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funny!!
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