is an anagram for Edmonton Oilers. Hehe.
Calgary Flames: Gay Cream Falls

Calgarypuck: Ugly Crack Pa
Jarome Iginla: A Grim Jail One
Paris Hilton: Harlot I Spin
My tool:
http://wordsmith.org/anagram/
Post some good ones, if you get them

It's a fun time waster when there's honestly NOTHING else to do.