Ex-CDN Defence Minsiter Says US Wants Moon Base To Counter Aliens

[troutman]

http://www.disclose.tv/viewvideo/2119/

From MSNBC, the Former Minister of Defense for Canada and Deputy Prime Minister, Paul Hellyer. Talks from Toronto, Canada about the Bush administration putting a forward military base on the moon.

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/135422.php

Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."

http://www.canada.com/ottawacitizen/...6-50c575ee996c

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Hellyer

I note that Hellyer came to this conclusion not because of classified information received as Minister of Defence, but from his own subsequent review of UFO literature.

[Caged Great]

I for one welcome our new Moon base conquering overlords.

[mykalberta]

Wow, this guy is so far out of the loop the loop is on the moon.

It think his senile tendancies are taking over. Thank you for once again allowing Americans to class us as beaver hunting hooligans.

[CaptainCrunch]

Hey Foreplanning is good planning. In every single movie about Alien Invasions, they always catch us by surprise. Whether its

1) The old we come in peace with knowledge to share, and then clobber us.
2) The old we don't come in peace but you didn't know that we existed then clobber us.
3) The old push an unstoppable asteroid at us clobbering Beunas Aries (sp?)
4) The sneaking here and taking over our boddies then clobbering us
5) The not to subtle ramming their egg laying organ down our throats and laying eggs in our chest, while denying that their aliens, then their off spring clobber us from the inside.

We need to be prepared damnit.

[The Fonz]

"The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."

Is this a joke?

If they're in a UFO, capable of either travelling faster than the speed of light, or teleporting, how in hell could you shoot it?

[onetwo_threefour]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Hey Foreplanning is good planning. In every single movie about Alien Invasions, they always catch us by surprise. Whether its

1) The old we come in peace with knowledge to share, and then clobber us.
2) The old we don't come in peace but you didn't know that we existed then clobber us.
3) The old push an unstoppable asteroid at us clobbering Beunas Aries (sp?)
4) The sneaking here and taking over our boddies then clobbering us
5) The not to subtle ramming their egg laying organ down our throats and laying eggs in our chest, while denying that their aliens, then their off spring clobber us from the inside.

We need to be prepared damnit.

I was with you until 'Beunas Aries', then my tears of laughter stopped me from reading more!
Who doesn't love Starship Troopers though?

[Locke]

Finally, the US military will have a place worse than the North Pole to send its delinquent subordinates.

I love the phrasing:

Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."

They're so sure about the aliens.

[CaptainCrunch]

Well, why wouldn't the Aliens be pissed off at us, I mean we've had a bunch of them dissected and locked away in area 51.

I've just heard that Malvar of Omicron Persia 6 has started construction of their own version of Gitmo on Omicron Persia 5 with the key difference being that the eating of prisoners is allowed as long as they wash them first.

[Old Yeller]

What he and many others fail to realize is that if 'the' Aliens had the capability to cross these vast distances and visit us, their technology would be so far beyond us that we'd be dead before we even knew they wanted to wipe us out.

The dude is crazy, but if Aliens are visiting our solar system it's not like they'll just be "10 or 20 years ahead of us" technologically speaking.

[C_Rush]

W-T-F???

[Devils'Advocate]

Wow. This is ooooolllddd news. I thought everyone knew Hellyer was off his rocker for quite some time now.

Hrm. Reading his wikipedia page, I'd have to say he's been off his rocker for some decades now given his political endevours.

[FiftyBelow]

Even if this threat of "aliens" was even remotely true... its not like we'd stand a chance anyway. If the aliens were able to travel all the way to Earth to threaten us... its likely that they would have superior technology, so a moon base won't do much. We're a civilization that hasn't even put a man on Mars yet.

[troutman]

Originally Posted by Devils'Advocate

Wow. This is ooooolllddd news. I thought everyone knew Hellyer was off his rocker for quite some time now.

Hrm. Reading his wikipedia page, I'd have to say he's been off his rocker for some decades now given his political endevours.

Sorry, when I first saw the clip I thought it was recent, but I think it is from 2005.

The moon unit will be divided into two divisions: Moon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa. - Dr. Evil

[GreenLantern]

If Mel Gibson has taught us anything its that all we need to win an alien war is a wooden door with a lock, and a garden hose.

This could save us billions upon billions of dollars!

[ok, ok,....I get it]

Originally Posted by GreenLantern

If Mel Gibson has taught us anything its that all we need to win an alien war is a wooden door with a lock, and a garden hose.

This could save us billions upon billions of dollars!

haha...I like that.

Seriously, though the dude was born in 1923, there must be someone from his family that can do up his pajama bottoms and take him home.....

[CaptainCrunch]

Man, I want to be crazy and media friendly when I hit my bat- nutty retirement age.

[CaptainCrunch]

Well, he did decide to unify the Navy, Airforce and Army into one command destroying decades of military history and crushing moral. So I guess he's always been kinda crazy.

[arsenal]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Hey Foreplanning is good planning. In every single movie about Alien Invasions, they always catch us by surprise. Whether its

1) The old we come in peace with knowledge to share, and then clobber us.
2) The old we don't come in peace but you didn't know that we existed then clobber us.
3) The old push an unstoppable asteroid at us clobbering Beunas Aries (sp?)
4) The sneaking here and taking over our boddies then clobbering us
5) The not to subtle ramming their egg laying organ down our throats and laying eggs in our chest, while denying that their aliens, then their off spring clobber us from the inside.

We need to be prepared damnit.

I think you forgot the one were they come to earth, choose a host, and play out their Egyptian fantasies while enslaving the rest of human kind to do their bidding.

And there is always the replicators... damn replicators..

Well as long as we have McGyver, I think we are safe.

[Ford Prefect]

NOOOOO ... don''t shoot Marvin the Martian. I like Marvin.

And Paul Hellyer should know about this topic ... he's a certified Moonbat.

[ernie]

Originally Posted by arsenal

Well as long as we have McGyver, I think we are safe.

I hate to tell you this but McGyver was a TV show. It was fake. There is no McGyver. So we are pretty much doomed!