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Old 10-16-2008, 05:29 PM   #1
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Normally, I don't bother posting about these things, but the picture just begs to be posted.



The 5-foot-11, 180-pound western Pennsylvania chef is the first person to eat a monstrosity called the Beer Barrel Belly Bruiser. It's an almost seven-kilogram burger. But after adding toppings and a bun, the total weight came to just over nine kilograms (20lb).

http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/081016/K101604AU.html

Look at this freaking thing - does the human digestive tract even have room for all that?

C'mon KevanGuy - you can take this guy.....
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Old 10-16-2008, 05:31 PM   #2
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Ouch.

70,000 calories. Gotta love it.
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Old 10-16-2008, 05:34 PM   #3
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Major dump afterwards - not to mention the sbd's
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Old 10-16-2008, 05:35 PM   #4
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a cup each of Mayo, Mustard and ketchup...WOW.

I once tried to eat a one pound burger...that was too big for me. I can't imagine 20 of them.

He would have had the worst case of the meat sweats ever.
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Old 10-16-2008, 05:39 PM   #5
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How did he not die????
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Old 10-16-2008, 05:42 PM   #6
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I think its obvious at least five pounds is going to be stored in his chin.

The rest of it must be going to what must be a huge ass, conviniently left out of the picture.
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Old 10-16-2008, 05:49 PM   #7
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I think its obvious at least five pounds is going to be stored in his chin.

The rest of it must be going to what must be a huge ass, conviniently left out of the picture.
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Old 10-16-2008, 06:08 PM   #8
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this is the before picture, now where is the after?
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Well... here's a "during" photo... Doesn't look too bad afterwards too. Googling his name showed that the man is in the International Federation of Competitive Eating. He's a pro. Don't be messin with him.

Interesting technique. Eat in layers. Makes sense I guess. Does make this even grosser though. Geeze - did he eat the pizza for fun too?




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Old 10-16-2008, 06:23 PM   #10
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When asked what possessed him to eat a burger that big, Sciullo said: "I wanted to see if I could."
It's heroes like this that inspire us all to push the boundaries of the human condition.
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Old 10-16-2008, 06:29 PM   #11
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Competitive eating...

I just don't get it.
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Old 10-16-2008, 06:40 PM   #12
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I think that burger is bigger than me!
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Old 10-16-2008, 06:47 PM   #13
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Interesting technique. Eat in layers. Makes sense I guess. Does make this even grosser though. Geeze - did he eat the pizza for fun too?



Not to be even grosser, but I don't think that's a pizza. It looks like the "top" part of the bun, with ketchup and mustard on it.

Nasty.
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Old 10-16-2008, 06:48 PM   #14
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You know they say one of those is a waaayyy better post-workout option than chocolate milk. Less sugar.
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Old 10-16-2008, 07:12 PM   #15
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a cup each of Mayo, Mustard and ketchup...WOW.
Just reading that made me gag.
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Old 10-16-2008, 07:34 PM   #16
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Thanks for posting this. It is so gross, I think I will be able to stay away from burgers for a number of weeks now.
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That is bloody impressive.
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Old 10-16-2008, 07:52 PM   #18
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That is bloody impressive.
Coming from you, Mr. Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger...

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I think we've found the problem of the US economic system.

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People are starving in Africa.
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Old 10-16-2008, 08:37 PM   #20
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Am I the only one who really wants to try that burger? I doubt I could get through it, but hell, I'm willing to try. It looks freakin' delicious!
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