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Old 10-04-2008, 11:03 AM   #81
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We have a guy who works for us who under no circumstances will drop a deuce in any location other than his home base. And that means no where.

For example, he will travel for 3-4 days, stay in hotels, and will not go to the bathroom.

You do not want to be in a car / elevator / any confined space with this guy. After a few days of "building inventory", the fumes are extraordinary. In a car for example, they can linger for 45 minutes +.

It's disgusting & appalling, but at the same time quite remarkable.
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Old 10-04-2008, 11:07 AM   #82
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How is it even possible to not have a bowel movement for that long.
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Old 10-04-2008, 11:46 AM   #83
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How is it even possible to not have a bowel movement for that long.
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Old 10-04-2008, 04:22 PM   #84
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Easy problem to fix. Just crap at home. hehe. I think i have crapped only once in a public toilet in the past 7-8 years.
[Finch] "Gotta go. Sixteen minute round trip."
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Old 10-04-2008, 08:41 PM   #85
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Another bad scene is when your rotten buddy comes over and uses your toilet.
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Old 10-04-2008, 09:30 PM   #86
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Worst is when the guy next to you in another stall lets go with a stinky/smelly fart and then leaves. Next chap that walks in thinks you did it.
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