To the guy.....

[burn_this_city]

Hahahah..

Question for you guys.. Why do some people pull their pants down around their ankles?? I wouldnt want my clothes touching the bathroom floor, also its nice to sit on the edge of your pants to avoid the seat as much as possible. I still see people doing it, reminds me of a lil kid.

[MaxPower]

Originally Posted by burn_this_city

Hahahah..

Question for you guys.. Why do some people pull their pants down around their ankles?? I wouldnt want my clothes touching the bathroom floor, also its nice to sit on the edge of your pants to avoid the seat as much as possible. I still see people doing it, reminds me of a lil kid.

I feel like I'm really getting to know everyone in this thread so I guess I'll reciprocate... When I pull my pants down, the pants kinda bunch up at the bottom and hold themselves off the floor. Shorts are a different story.

Putting my pants on the toilet seat (if I'm understanding you correctly) seems gross to me. For all my public poops, I still build a "nest" so to speak out of toilet paper on the seat.

[Table 5]

Originally Posted by MaxPower

I still build a "nest" so to speak out of toilet paper on the seat.

oh me too, i go all out. my toilet looks like a mummy.

[Got Miikka?]

^ Not to mention it leaves you more 'exposed'.. (edit for clarity: the pants around the ankles thing)

I have a mild case of Potty Paranoia - I prefer not to use public facilities, but I can do it. I definitely do my part to maintain the etiquettes of this enterprise, but sometimes I get the sense there are people out there who WANT to sit in the stall next to you and stink you out.

When I was going to the U of C I had several inconvenient bathroom locations that I would go out of my way to use if I needed to do the tango. Quiet and spacious... I was rarely disturbed. Almost like being at home.

[burn_this_city]

I don't bother nesting, just wiper down and ride the edge of my waist band. I rarely touch the seat this way.

[skins]

wow, some of you people need a little perspective

I would suggest traveling through rural Peru (lucky if there's a toilet seat) or India (poop off a ledge with people squatting side by side).

[FurnaceFace]

Any of these bathroom threads remind me of the Ryan Steakhouse classic:

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/A_gross_true_story

[MaxPower]

Originally Posted by skins

wow, some of you people need a little perspective

I would suggest traveling through rural Peru (lucky if there's a toilet seat) or India (poop off a ledge with people squatting side by side).

I have no regrets living in an affluent country. I suppose we should have people riding on top on city buses because poorer countries do that too.

[STeeLy]

Originally Posted by FurnaceFace

Any of these bathroom threads remind me of the Ryan Steakhouse classic:

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/A_gross_true_story

Ryan's steakhouse FTW!

[bradster57]

We've got a guy here at the office who, before going to the urinal, will grab some paper towels. He will not touch his private area and uses the paper towels to pull it out and aim. He used to discard the used towels into the urinals when he was finshed, but quit that when the urinal overflowed.

Just thought you would like to know.

[burn_this_city]

We had a middle eastern fellow here who used to bath and wash his feet in the mens room at lunch..

[bradster57]

Originally Posted by fotze

Is he egyptian? We had a guy who did a variation of that.

Possibly. I've never actually talked to the guy.

[mykalberta]

Originally Posted by Hemi-Cuda

what about when there's 3 toilets and one on the end is a handicapped one? there are also several people where i work who are in wheelchairs, so i would not want to be the one in the big stall when i hear wheels coming into the washroom

Take the handicapped one so long as it isnt occupied - on the offshoot it is required then just BS and say the other 2 were in use.

[The Fonz]

edit

[Rathji]

Originally Posted by Table 5

wait, how would one not stand to wipe? how else can you reach behind? is there some sort of crouching-tiger hidden-feces move i'm not aware of?

I just lean forward a bit.

Wouldn't standing risk smearing it between the cheeks?

(p.s.) this is some strange thread.

[WindomURL]

Originally Posted by fotze

Wow thats sick, just the way I love it. Does your girlfriend know Raffi Torres.

Is that what they're calling the Dirty Sanchez these days?

[Galakanokis]

I miss the days of the accounting office on my floor. Now it is all VFX and 99% male. Small bathroom too, no buffer zone at all! You really have to pick your spots.

If we are talking direction of the wipe should we also talk about bunching vs. folding?

Originally Posted by BuzzardsWife

I hate the women in the mall bathrooms that are dressed to kill, look like a million bucks, then go to the bathroom, don't wash their hands, then grab their little kids hands and walk out. It happens with all kinds of women of course..but if you take 2 hours getting gorgeous in the morning why can't you take 30 seconds to wash your hands? I can't stand when someone uses MY bathroom and you know they don't wash their hands.

Pity me then.... I work at a mall and we don't have a washroom in my store, so I have to use the public ones. I keep a bottle of hand sanitizer at the cash desk to use on top of washing my hands.

And about girls wiping back-to-front: EEEEEWWWW!!! I'm sure if I did that, my husband would never want to touch the "Purdy-P*ssy"

I still don't understand how I can go into a washroom and see #1 or #2 on the toilet seat! Even "hovering" couldn't cause some of the crap I've seen YUK!

[Prototype]

To the original poster... sorry... my bad.

[The Ditch]

Originally Posted by Prototype

To the original poster... sorry... my bad.

You're forgiven, just don't do it next time.