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Old 09-27-2008, 08:55 PM   #1
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Can't get much more foolproof than this.

I post this at the risk of starting an athiest vs. theist argument... but it was just too hilarious to pass up.

And is a testament to how far some Christians will reach to find evidence of God.
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Old 09-27-2008, 09:11 PM   #2
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I think that has been posted several times
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Old 09-27-2008, 09:18 PM   #3
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I think that has been posted several times
not to mention that it's kind of disturbing, in a hilarious way.
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Old 09-27-2008, 09:51 PM   #4
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Yep, the you tube counter on how the basic shape of modern bananas is the result of farming and mans influence was also posted.

Nature's/God's banana looks nothing like the ones we eat today apparently.
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Old 09-27-2008, 10:06 PM   #5
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oI9k...eature=related

You might or might not have seen the crocoduck
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Old 09-27-2008, 10:44 PM   #6
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Almost as good as the flagellum, the human eye, etc..

Lots of good humour when Religion tries to prove god in science fields.
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Old 09-27-2008, 10:50 PM   #7
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Actually, this is properly the proof Jesus did not exist:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5-TpSm1HDE
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Old 09-27-2008, 11:32 PM   #8
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That's the gayest video I've seen in a long time.
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Old 09-27-2008, 11:35 PM   #9
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Actually, this is properly the proof Jesus did not exist:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5-TpSm1HDE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDMlt_86Zp0
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Old 09-27-2008, 11:51 PM   #10
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I have a body part that shall go unnamed that's smaller at the top for ease of entry into the mouth too. It's also shaped like a banana. That must be proof of of God's intelligent design at work as well!!!
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Old 09-28-2008, 12:07 AM   #11
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I have a body part that shall go unnamed that's smaller at the top for ease of entry into the mouth too. It's also shaped like a banana. That must be proof of of God's intelligent design at work as well!!!
You just made me spit my beer on the screen. Thanks!
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Old 09-28-2008, 12:09 AM   #12
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Actually, this is properly the proof Jesus did not exist:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5-TpSm1HDE
Some crazy lyrics in that song. 1:43 mark.

Once I tried to run, I tried to run and hide,
But Jesus came and found me and touched me down inside.
He is like a Mountie he always gets his man,
And he'll tap you, any way he can ........
......ZAP!
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Old 09-28-2008, 12:15 AM   #13
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You just made me spit my beer on the screen. Thanks!
Just saying, eh.
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Old 09-28-2008, 12:17 AM   #14
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I have a body part that shall go unnamed that's smaller at the top for ease of entry into the mouth too. It's also shaped like a banana. That must be proof of of God's intelligent design at work as well!!!
Also proof that God is a man and women should stay in the kitchen.

Hey maybe this bible thing is right after all...

Wait a minute, you mean yours isn't slightly bigger at the top?

Carp, I think I'm in trouble.

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Old 09-28-2008, 12:21 AM   #15
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Also proof that God is a man and women should stay in the kitchen.

Hey maybe this bible thing is right after all...
I thought women evolved to have smaller feet than men so that they could get closer to the sink?
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Old 09-28-2008, 12:23 AM   #16
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I thought women evolved to have smaller feet than men so that they could get closer to the sink?
Nah, that's just 'intelligent design'.

Very intelligent.
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Old 09-28-2008, 12:26 AM   #17
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Also proof that God is a man and women should stay in the kitchen.

Hey maybe this bible thing is right after all...

Wait a minute, you mean yours isn't slightly bigger at the top?

Carp, I think I'm in trouble.
Not at the tip.
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Old 09-28-2008, 12:31 AM   #18
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Not at the tip.
That's different then the 'top', it'd be hard for anything to be biggest at the 'tip'.

Getting some bad images now...
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Old 09-28-2008, 01:22 AM   #19
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Some crazy lyrics in that song. 1:43 mark.

Once I tried to run, I tried to run and hide,
But Jesus came and found me and touched me down inside.
He is like a Mountie he always gets his man,
And he'll tap you, any way he can ........
......ZAP!
lol me and a few friends all keyed in on that part too, I'm sure this guy ended up in gay bathrooms all over US airports
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