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				Penis Argument Turns Deadly
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?s...2421198C156995
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"None of the staff  members or suspects were injured in the shooting."
  
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			09-11-2008, 12:58 PM
			
			
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So far, this is the oldest I've been. 
			 
		
		
		
		
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			09-11-2008, 01:16 PM
			
			
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			I'm guessing that much of the argument revolved around the little-understood relationship between alcohol and shrinkage. 
 
"I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when in fact it is all that it should be, and more!"
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-11-2008, 01:17 PM
			
			
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			Weird story. Hopefully South Africa has a better justice system than Canada and these clowns serve a Nelson Mandella length system (27 years) at minimum.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-11-2008, 01:24 PM
			
			
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			Death by light sabre fight.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			09-11-2008, 01:54 PM
			
			
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			Jesus Christ people are stupid lol
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-11-2008, 02:07 PM
			
			
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				Jesus Christ people are stupid lol 
			
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			09-11-2008, 02:44 PM
			
			
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			I hope we've all learned a lesson about being the bigger man.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			09-11-2008, 02:54 PM
			
			
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			 It's not easy being green! 
			
			
			
				
			
			
				 
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			Penis.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			09-11-2008, 02:56 PM
			
			
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			Are you in the Pen 15 club?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-11-2008, 03:21 PM
			
			
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			what a total cockup that was.  
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
				  
				
					
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			09-11-2008, 03:35 PM
			
			
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			Did this happen recently or in 1881 in Tombstone Arizona?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			09-11-2008, 03:42 PM
			
			
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			Sounds like this developed into quite the pissing match...   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-11-2008, 03:52 PM
			
			
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			When I kick the bucket I hope it's by getting shot in a bar after someone makes fun of my penis size.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			09-11-2008, 03:58 PM
			
			
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			It's funny that the argument would be between Indian and white people, because if there had been a black dude with either group, the argument would have been moot. 
  
  
Incidentally, I was in washroom at bar not too long ago and some guy leaned over and took a long look at my fireman, then just looked away without saying anything. He didn't even try to hide the fact he was looking. I was too shocked to do or say anything.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			09-11-2008, 03:58 PM
			
			
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			I was cleaning it and it accidentally went off...
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-11-2008, 03:59 PM
			
			
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			The penis mightier.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-11-2008, 04:25 PM
			
			
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			Serioulsy, how does an arguement like this go that far. 
I'd think it'd go something like this 
  
  
Indian dude: "Hey dude, my junk is bigger than yours" 
White dude: "No it isn't" 
  
moments later 
  
(plop).....(plop).... 
  
White dude: "Damnit, I suppose I owe you a beer" 
Indian dude: "Hey buddy, don't feel bad, let me buy you a beer instead" 
  
No shooting involved at all.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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