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Old 08-29-2008, 02:51 PM   #21
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:53 PM   #22
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Take the sex addiction test and find out

http://www.healthyplace.com/Communit...ction/test.asp
load of crap that test is. any male who doesn't answer yes to questions 1, 6, and 22 is lying. and what's up with these questions?

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25. Are you an adult who engages in sexual activity with children?

26. Are you an adult who forces other adults to have sex with you against their will?
that's not sex addiction, those are rapists and child molesters. if anyone answers yes to those then they need a bit more attention than counseling
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:54 PM   #23
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:55 PM   #24
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Pervert. I had six.
I had six.
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:58 PM   #25
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It's in our genes (jeans?):

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ict-genes.html

Some people simply can't help being 'sex addicts', according to a new discovery by scientists.

They have found that people with a certain genetic make-up have a much stronger sex drive than others.

The remarkable finding could go some way to explaining the behaviour of self-confessed 'sex addicts' such as Michael Douglas.

It could also help provide reassurance for those who are perfectly happy with their relatively low libido, but are made to think they are abnormal because magazines, television and films suggest most people having sex all the time.

The new research centres on a gene called D4, which is involved in the brain's reaction to the pleasure chemical dopamine.
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Old 08-29-2008, 03:17 PM   #26
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Q. 10 is awesome, when I was younger I'd sit close to the TV and do that, channel surf to Showcase and then if my parents came down I'd quickly change it. hahaha
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Old 08-29-2008, 03:27 PM   #27
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How do you go from "do you sometimes masturbate?" to "Are you an adult who engages in sexual activity with children?"? That seems like a little bit of a leap to me. Frankly I'd be shocked if any healthy man would answer yes to less than 6 of those questions.

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oh, how could this thread continue without one of these?


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Old 08-29-2008, 04:42 PM   #28
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I'd base the whole quiz results on #10 personally'

10. Do you like to "channel cruise" on TV to find sexually stimulating scenes, or do you subscribe to cable in order to view sexually explicit programs? Or do you stare at scrambled (blocked) sex channels for the occasional fragments of clear images of sexual material?
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Old 08-29-2008, 07:32 PM   #29
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Not to mention the movie Rapture where he has some very raunchy sex scenes.
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Old 08-29-2008, 07:37 PM   #30
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I'd base the whole quiz results on #10 personally'

10. Do you like to "channel cruise" on TV to find sexually stimulating scenes, or do you subscribe to cable in order to view sexually explicit programs? Or do you stare at scrambled (blocked) sex channels for the occasional fragments of clear images of sexual material?
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when i was 12.
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Old 08-29-2008, 07:39 PM   #31
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There's a big difference between "sex drive" and a compulsion you are incapable of controlling.
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Old 08-29-2008, 08:18 PM   #32
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Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin: You want to take this one?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Like warm apple pie.
Jim: Yeah?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yeah.
Jim: Apple pie, huh?
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Old 08-29-2008, 08:29 PM   #33
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Mulder is a sex addict?

Does that mean Capt Kirk has competition for banging the green alien chicks now??
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Mulder is a sex addict?

Does that mean Capt Kirk has competition for banging the green alien chicks now??
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Old 08-30-2008, 09:31 AM   #35
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Damn, I only had two. You guys are a bunch of freaks.
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