08-26-2008, 01:28 PM
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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Coming soon to a back yard near you.. the mini cow!
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It's the little cow with a big future. Rising supermarket prices are persuading hundreds of families to turn their back gardens into mini-ranches stocked with miniature cattle.
Registrations of the most popular breed, the Dexter, have doubled since the millennium and websites are sprouting up offering “the world’s most efficient, cutest and tastiest cows”.
For between Ł200 and Ł2,000, people can buy a cow that stands no taller than a large German shepherd dog, gives 16 pints of milk a day that can be drunk unpasteurised, keeps the grass “mown” and will be a family pet for years before ending up in the freezer.
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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle4547604.ece
Lol this is awesome.
Though really I won't be happy until I can have a hippo the size of a hamster like the one in that commercial.
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08-26-2008, 01:30 PM
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Still not as cool as my house hippo.
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08-26-2008, 01:48 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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This thread is useless without pictures 
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08-26-2008, 01:48 PM
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n00b!
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I've spoken to some one on CP before who has several cows... can't remember who it is though...
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08-26-2008, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by HelloHockeyFans
I've spoken to some one on CP before who has several cows... can't remember who it is though...
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I believe you are referring to PersonCow
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08-26-2008, 01:56 PM
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Boblobla
This thread is useless without pictures |
Clearly they have bigger German shepherd dogs in the UK...
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08-26-2008, 01:56 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Calgary
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You couldn't pay me to drink unpasteurized milk. Well, actually I am allergic to milk, so I wouldn't drink it anyway. But I have seen milk when it is fresh out of the cow, and it looks nasty.
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08-26-2008, 01:59 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Wherever the cooler is.
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Originally Posted by red sky
I believe you are referring to PersonCow
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I miss that guy.
And milk fresh outta the cow is delicious.
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08-26-2008, 02:14 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: not lurking
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That's pretty cool, but if I was going to get a couple smallish cattle for an acreage, I'd still opt for one of these bad boys:
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08-26-2008, 02:55 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In the land of high expectations...
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Originally Posted by octothorp
That's pretty cool, but if I was going to get a couple smallish cattle for an acreage, I'd still opt for one of these bad boys:
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That is a bad @ss cow with attitude...check them mullets & fringes! 
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08-26-2008, 03:04 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Halifax
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Quote:
Originally Posted by octothorp
That's pretty cool, but if I was going to get a couple smallish cattle for an acreage, I'd still opt for one of these bad boys:
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I'll take 7
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08-26-2008, 03:04 PM
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GOAT!
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Awesome news!
I have a dream that someday I'll be able to buy a MiniLion™ (complete with a mane and tiny little "RAWR!").
MiniCows™ are one small step along the way!
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08-26-2008, 03:22 PM
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Scoring Winger
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Originally Posted by octothorp
That's pretty cool, but if I was going to get a couple smallish cattle for an acreage, I'd still opt for one of these bad boys:
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these look like emo-cows hahah
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08-26-2008, 04:05 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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People will get these - then immediately regret it when they need to milk them twice a day, buy hay and straw for the winter, etc, etc.
Dairy farming (on any scale) is a daily grind.
Give me the house hippo.
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08-26-2008, 04:30 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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I'd still prefer one of these:
I dont like horses personally, but a really tiny one might be cool.
If they can shrink cows and horses, I'm going to hold out until I can get a dog-sized elephant. That would rule!
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