08-21-2008, 03:09 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Wherever you go there you are.
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Drunk Kitchener man crashes truck into parked vehicle. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!
Apparently he had a prior and had gotten his drinking issues under control somewhat. http://news.therecord.com/News/Canad...article/401741
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And as he crashed into a Kitchener car lot -- driving naked while speeding, drunk, high on crack cocaine and next to a naked prostitute -- he was not being of good behaviour.
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08-21-2008, 03:11 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Vancouver
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if you're gonna do it, may as well do it right.
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08-21-2008, 03:13 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Kelowna
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That quote reads like a Hack&Lube post.
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08-21-2008, 03:14 PM
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Section 304
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He credited Boppre with doing well for so long and gave him just four months in jail -- the minimum penalty given his three previous drunk driving convictions.
"I want to reward you for the efforts you've made," Westman said.
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You smell that? It's justice.
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08-21-2008, 03:15 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Calgary
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Wow, I have not laughed so hard in weeks!
The lawyer's response was hilarious in itself.
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08-21-2008, 03:27 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Perhaps the hookers and blow response has gone too far.
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08-21-2008, 03:31 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Sadly not in the Dome.
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I guy has to have a hobby.
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08-21-2008, 03:37 PM
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Not the one...
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I sense an Eddie Griffin joke coming on...
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08-21-2008, 03:47 PM
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Franchise Player
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I want to reward you for the efforts you've made," [Justice Colin] Westman said
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fun aside, this judge is an idiot
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08-21-2008, 06:42 PM
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One of the Nine
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Damn. And Jim Rome is on vacation this week.
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08-21-2008, 06:59 PM
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Missed the bus
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Originally Posted by 4X4
Damn. And Jim Rome is on vacation this week.
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Hahahaha... no doubt.
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08-21-2008, 07:14 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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And as he crashed into a Kitchener car lot -- driving naked while speeding, drunk, high on crack cocaine and next to a naked prostitute -- he was not being of good behaviour.
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That would be an awesome epitaph if he died...
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"A pessimist thinks things can't get any worse. An optimist knows they can."
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08-24-2008, 12:23 AM
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Wucka Wocka Wacka
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: East of the Rockies, West of the Rest
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And as he crashed into a Kitchener car lot -- driving naked while speeding, drunk, high on crack cocaine and next to a naked prostitute -- he was not being of good behaviour.
Of all ways you could die...that is not a bad way to go...except the being in Kitchener part
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08-24-2008, 12:45 AM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Ro
That quote reads like a Hack&Lube post.
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I'm a bit confused  
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08-24-2008, 12:47 AM
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Franchise Player
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This is the greatest thing ever written.
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08-24-2008, 03:25 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Fozzie_DeBear
Of all ways you could die...that is not a bad way to go...except the being in Kitchener part
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Haven't been there for years but it use to be great. one word..LULU'S
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