Hard to understand what is going on with this one, but at least it gives me the opportunity to tell my story of messing with one of these signs.
My buddy and I were outside a Mac's at 1 or 2 in the morning, which is right beside a sex shop called Patty's Pleasure Palace. In the parking lot that faces the road the sex shop had one of these giant signs, and when we were there that night it read:
COME ON IN
AND CHECK OUT
OUR NEW STOCK
I took only a glance or two at it and brain and I decided to have a little fun. I took the "C" from "CHECK" out and scrunched up the word to become "CHEK." Then I took the "ST" off of the word "STOCK" and replaced it with said "C." Then I added the "S" to the end of that new word, and placed the "T" lovingly on the ground. Sign now reads:
COME ON IN
AND CHEK OUT
OUR NEW COCKS
While Kyle was inside I almost pissed myself laughing. It was a giant sign, right beside the right lane of traffic.Fluorescent letters too. I tried to take a picture but my cell phone battery was dead. I can just imagine the stunned faces of the morning commuters, and I kinda hope they got both some business and some angry phone calls. I rule.
I take 16th just about everyday, I can't believe I've never noticed that.
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NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
Took me a little while to appreciate this one. Probably looks even funnier in real life when it starts dripping water
haha. I didn't get it until you gave me that hint. I kept looking at it wondering what the hell, that doesn't look bad. I was trying to read the fine print (presumably their names) and couldn't get it,
This one looks like it's from one of those SE Asian countries. Here, the hobos, bums and vagrants beg you for money on the street. Over there, they come right to your house and beg. That's probably why the sign is up there. Now if only the beggars knew how to read...
This one looks like it's from one of those SE Asian countries. Here, the hobos, bums and vagrants beg you for money on the street. Over there, they come right to your house and beg. That's probably why the sign is up there. Now if only the beggars knew how to read Engrish...
