08-19-2008, 07:18 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: 555 Saddledome Rise SE
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The Olsen twins walked in and asked for two asshurts, so I mixed 'em some chocolate milk...
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08-19-2008, 07:44 PM
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#62
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Gee this thread sounds so full of lucky and so little work.
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08-19-2008, 08:00 PM
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#63
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Bankview
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hack&Lube
Gee this thread sounds so full of lucky and so little work.
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alcohol and teenagers..
no work needed
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08-19-2008, 08:01 PM
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#64
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: sector 7G
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17 years old, after a night at the drive in (the car was a little full of people during the movie) in the back of my parent's station wagon with the town slut. When you're 17, you really don't care about details like that. And yeah, I was awesome (yeah, right...)
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08-19-2008, 08:12 PM
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#65
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NuclearFart
You went from never having seen a real woman naked, to losing your virginity? Got to homebase without ever running the bases you did.....like some sort of sexual quantum singularity.
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Hmm I never thought of it that way, but I guess you're right. That's probably why it had such an effect on me, too - no real prior references to match the experience with.
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08-19-2008, 08:30 PM
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#66
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: not lurking
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'Your mom' jokes aside, there's nothing like the older, experienced woman for a first time.
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08-19-2008, 09:05 PM
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#67
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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Well, I don't remember much because it was SO long ago, but I do remember it was the best 30 seconds of my young life at the time. Not sure she agreed.
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08-19-2008, 09:24 PM
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In Your MCP
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Watching Hot Dog Hans
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My first time had a couch, a basement, a few drinks, and about 60 seconds of absolute confused ecstasy. I got dumped shortly thereafter, and the same deed was repeated a few weeks later by my best friend with the same girl.
All I remember was she had huuuuuuuuuuuuuge boobs.
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08-19-2008, 09:24 PM
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#69
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: the middle of a zoo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by enthused
Definitely less than enthused!
But really, who wasn't with their first time?
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Hmmmm...mine was totally enjoyable. Even went back for seconds. And thirds a few hours later. (And yes, he was a virgin too, although slightly older than me)
We had lots of time and privacy though, so maybe there was a little less pressure on him? The quick performance issue lots here seemed to experience wasn't nearly so pronounced.
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- Cynthia Heimel
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08-19-2008, 09:26 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: back in the 403
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I remember feeling that it wasn't like we were two people, but one, who shared the same heart.
Best $60 I ever spent.
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08-19-2008, 09:35 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Shanghai
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sainters7
I remember feeling that it wasn't like we were two people, but one, who shared the same heart.
Best $60 I ever spent.
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It seems I may be the only one who didn't have problems with duration the first go. I had just turned 16 at the time, and I was so conscious of not wanting to go early that I seemed to disconnect myself from the very idea of finishing. I went on for about 45 minutes before I finished and gave my girlfriend trouble walking.
Pretty rare occurrence unless I'm drunk nowadays, but it was a good way to break out onto the scene.
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"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"
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08-20-2008, 08:16 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Maple Ridge, BC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyB
It seems I may be the only one who didn't have problems with duration the first go. I had just turned 16 at the time, and I was so conscious of not wanting to go early that I seemed to disconnect myself from the very idea of finishing. I went on for about 45 minutes before I finished and gave my girlfriend trouble walking.
Pretty rare occurrence unless I'm drunk nowadays, but it was a good way to break out onto the scene.
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Im sorry, I call BS.
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08-20-2008, 09:25 AM
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#73
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BBQorMILDEW
I was almost 15 and it was akward.. I remember the first time i put it in, all i could do was bury my head and giver..
and 45 seconds later it was over..
mmmmmm good times
I later watched my buddy lose his virginity to the same girl..
Awww good old gangbanging as a youngin'
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Dude...? What?
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08-20-2008, 09:27 AM
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#74
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Section 304
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i'm inclined to agree with johnnyb. My first was so full of fear and shame that it actually took me a fair amount of time to finish. Instead of getting lost in the moment, all I could think about was "if something goes wrong here I'm stuck with this crazy for decades". While I may have appeared as a champ, it sure wasn't a fun time.
I certainly don't have that endurance any more ...
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08-20-2008, 09:27 AM
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#75
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Franchise Player
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....blacked out halfway through, but came to and everything was still going on so I went with it, woke up the next morning...had some more fun, then spent the afternoon at the clinic at brentwood getting her the morning after pill...then we went for chinese food at ginger beef. Great couple of days, I got a bunch of sex and chinese food...she got some sex and then felt kinda 'icky' due to the morning after pill....awesome times...she would later break my heart...but I'll always have that victory!
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08-20-2008, 10:07 AM
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Norm!
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The first time, it doesn't matter how scared or drunk you are, your unleashing hell after about 30 seconds, unless you spent three days before that date doing home studies.
I swear that the first time for me, I almost blew her internal organs out of her ears. Of course we were kinda in an exposed public place.
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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08-20-2008, 10:39 AM
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#77
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Bankview
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Quote:
Originally Posted by peter12
Dude...? What?
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It was at a party.. Dirty girl i guess...
She was pretty messed up from what i can remember...
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08-20-2008, 10:54 AM
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#78
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Shanghai
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VANFLAMESFAN
Im sorry, I call BS.
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Call BS if you want. I don't have to justify myself to anyone on the topic.
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"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"
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08-20-2008, 10:55 AM
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#79
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BBQorMILDEW
It was at a party.. Dirty girl i guess...
She was pretty messed up from what i can remember...
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Before or after?
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08-20-2008, 10:56 AM
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by peter12
Before or after?
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During? That's all that matters 
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