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Old 08-19-2008, 12:05 PM   #21
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I think this belongs in the "You're doing it wrong" thread.

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID"
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Old 08-19-2008, 12:06 PM   #22
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Conscious, or unconscious?
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Old 08-19-2008, 12:09 PM   #23
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In the backseat of an '86 Parisien.

...or was it a Parisian in 1986?


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Old 08-19-2008, 12:11 PM   #24
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In the backseat of an '86 Parisien.

...or was it a Parisian in 1986?


(details, details)
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Old 08-19-2008, 12:11 PM   #25
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It was with you, and I'm a little peeved you claim to not recall it.
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Old 08-19-2008, 12:28 PM   #26
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I am sure it will be magical...
Michael: Boy, the lengths you'll go to sleep with a woman.
Gob: Believe me, we didn't do any sleeping. I had sex last night.
Narrator: But he really didn't.
Gob: Yes, I did.
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Old 08-19-2008, 12:30 PM   #27
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In the backseat of an '86 Parisien.

...or was it a Parisian in 1986?


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Or maybe a 1986 Parisienne?

What's an '86 Parisien?

My first time? I'll have to let you know. It hasn't happened yet. I keep telling the wife I'm waiting for Miss Right.
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Old 08-19-2008, 12:33 PM   #28
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Old 08-19-2008, 12:37 PM   #29
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Michael: Boy, the lengths you'll go to sleep with a woman.
Gob: Believe me, we didn't do any sleeping. I had sex last night.
Narrator: But he really didn't.
Gob: Yes, I did.
Bwahahahahaha


Gob: I f*#%ed the business model.

Gob: I f*#%ed my wife.
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Old 08-19-2008, 12:39 PM   #30
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GOB: I've got this Christian girlfriend now and she's trying to get me to be a better man and reconnect with my son and I'm trying to get her to renounce God and f*** me and I just want to prove to her that I'm worth it.
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Old 08-19-2008, 12:51 PM   #31
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Mine was at a party at a buddys house in his little sisters bed (with my girlfriend at the time, not with his little sister).

Thats about as unromantic as you can get.
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Old 08-19-2008, 01:16 PM   #32
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GOB: I've got this Christian girlfriend now and she's trying to get me to be a better man and reconnect with my son and I'm trying to get her to renounce God and f*** me and I just want to prove to her that I'm worth it.
I'm cheering for the Christian girlfriend.
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Old 08-19-2008, 01:17 PM   #33
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I am sure it will be magical...
Bartender get me two roofie coladas
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Old 08-19-2008, 01:18 PM   #34
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So I finally convinced her to come back to my place, lit some candles threw on some Barry White.

So there I am on the couch having an amazing time when she came back into the room.
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Old 08-19-2008, 01:27 PM   #35
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I actually don't mind being serious because mine was very uneventful.

With my g/f when I was 16. Well it was actually my 16th birthday.
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Old 08-19-2008, 01:28 PM   #36
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Sad to say it was over pretty quick.. Luckily I had a few chances to redeem myself after that. I was only 17 and she was 16..
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Old 08-19-2008, 01:34 PM   #37
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High school boyfriend after a year of dating. Man, I made him wait a long time! As an aside, a pet peeve of mine is when teenage girls say they want their first time to be special. It's not special! It's the five most awkward minutes of your entire life. Thank goodness it gets better.
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I wasn't even technically a teenager, but she was! .....
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Old 08-19-2008, 01:42 PM   #39
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I wasn't even technically a teenager, but she was! .....
You didnt have to confiscate her rape whistle first did you?
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Old 08-19-2008, 01:45 PM   #40
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I wasn't even technically a teenager, but she was! .....
You were 12???
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