08-14-2008, 03:27 PM
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#141
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
Missdpuck said there'd be no humping though...
9 out of 10 guys would break up with a girl if she didn't put out.
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Hey give me time.
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08-14-2008, 03:29 PM
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#142
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#1 Goaltender
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I think we may have a new Guinness World Record for the most number of consecutive posts by a different female on an internet message board... can anyone confirm this???
I think we made 3 did we not?
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08-14-2008, 03:31 PM
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#143
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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Quote:
Originally Posted by red sky
I think we may have a new Guinness World Record for the most number of consecutive posts by a female on an internet message board... can anyone confirm this???
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Not even close, I'd imagine there's an Oprah message board somewhere
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08-14-2008, 03:31 PM
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#144
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Spartanville
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J pold
Like Bring_Back_Shatz says because they put out
Also high maintenance girls are usually hot, hence why they are high maintenance
As much as we complain about high maintenance women, most men want one (to a degree). We don’t want a girl who is “one of the guys” because we have our friends for that.
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Have to disagree on that. It's all a bit subjective.
Personally (and it's a personal quirk) I found women with painted toenails a major red flag. If they're going to be worried about something as trivial as to how their toenails look then I see that as a warning sign for other things.
Give me a pretty, down to earth, natural girl anyday.
.... with a voluptous shape and child bearing hips.
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08-14-2008, 03:32 PM
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#145
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#1 Goaltender
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
Not even close, I'd imagine there's an Oprah message board somewhere
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Perhaps if I specified sports message board
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08-14-2008, 03:33 PM
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#146
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
Not even close, I'd imagine there's an Oprah message board somewhere
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Scarey thought isn't it?
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08-14-2008, 03:35 PM
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#147
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
Not even close, I'd imagine there's an Oprah message board somewhere
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Start counting....
http://www.oprah.com/ordapp/community.jsp
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08-14-2008, 03:36 PM
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#148
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#1 Goaltender
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Originally Posted by MaDMaN_26
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NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!!!!!!
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08-14-2008, 03:38 PM
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#149
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bagor
Have to disagree on that. It's all a bit subjective.
Personally (and it's a personal quirk) I found women with painted toenails a major red flag. If they're going to be worried about something as trivial as to how their toenails look then I see that as a warning sign for other things.
Give me a pretty, down to earth, natural girl anyday.
.... with a voluptous shape and child bearing hips. 
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I used to date a girl who grew up on a farm.
She was into hunting, and about as low maintenance as they come, but she made sure she kept her toenails panted, because if you live on a farm it's pretty easy to end up with ugly feet on account of dirty toenails.
So there's your exception that proves the rule.
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08-14-2008, 03:39 PM
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#150
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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AAAAaahhhhhh yes it's so nice to be female. I can rely on Oprah to do all my thinking for me.
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08-14-2008, 03:40 PM
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#151
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MaDMaN_26
oh and Rubecube, man you really screwed the pooch on this one... you have essentially told your GF that football is more important to you then she is, even if that not what you said or what your arguing about literally thats is what she is really arguing about and now worried about... so she will now constantly test that theory until her insecurities are assured that is not the case, which they never will be because you'll always want to watch football... every Sunday you will have some B.S. thrown your way... might want to dump her now and save your self the grief...
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No kidding.
Thing is we've all railroaded this poor girl as being the prototypical hose beast. Hot hot hot but a whiner, and a bitch, and high maintenance, etc etc etc...
What if she's actually nice and rube is really just a grade-a jerk?
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08-14-2008, 03:45 PM
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#152
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale
No kidding.
Thing is we've all railroaded this poor girl as being the prototypical hose beast. Hot hot hot but a whiner, and a bitch, and high maintenance, etc etc etc...
What if she's actually nice and rube is really just a grade-a jerk?

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Technically she's not really hot or anything. Pretty average but I like her. She's half Portugese and I think that's where the temper comes from. She'll fly off the handle on some things and then realize it about half an hour later and come back and apologize.
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08-14-2008, 03:46 PM
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#153
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by red sky
NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!!!!!!

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LOL
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Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale
No kidding.
Thing is we've all railroaded this poor girl as being the prototypical hose beast. Hot hot hot but a whiner, and a bitch, and high maintenance, etc etc etc...
What if she's actually nice and rube is really just a grade-a jerk?

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Don't be filling my half empty cup there Traj!
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08-14-2008, 03:46 PM
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#154
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by enthused
So women can only be one or the other? Either high maintenance or "one of the guys"? I would like to think that at least some of us fall somewhere in between the two...
...or maybe I'm just not willing to admit I'm one or the other!
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Yes and we call those women lesbians….
But yeah there is a middle ground…and referring back too the post you quoted I thought about it and I shouldn’t say “most men” I think it’s more subjective that I originally made it sound. I know for me on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 being a girl who has more masculine traits than I do and 10 being a delusional high maintenance daddy’s girl, I would probably go for about a 7. Attractive enough too have some high maintenance qualities but also realizes there are other people on this earth than her. These women are rare however.
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08-14-2008, 03:46 PM
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#155
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Technically?
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08-14-2008, 03:48 PM
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#156
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by missdpuck
Yeah I guess you're right. So I'll just act bitchier and more demanding, and then go the usual route of not putting out. Unless yeah he is a really hot jerk 
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Well good luck getting a guy for the long haul…well at least one that isn’t an unattractive door mat
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08-14-2008, 03:51 PM
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#157
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MaDMaN_26
Can't remember where I heard this but it goes like this:
"The problem with dating a hot girl is everyone is always trying to F^^k her and eventually she'll give in."
And I couldn't agree more... So I'm just fine with a average girl that isn't a b!tch personally.
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But come on man! Don’t you want a challenge? Really if you have something everyone else wants it has value do keep it around
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08-14-2008, 03:53 PM
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#158
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J pold
Well good luck getting a guy for the long haul…well at least one that isn’t an unattractive door mat
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Thanks. We all suffer from stereotypes and eliminate eachother at first glance all too often. Some swanky NHL guy once asked me to be his "mistress". Gee maybe I should've snagged him...lol....one dude who was obviously not used to being refused. Oh well.  I just wasn't a big fan of his team...This should be in green or whatever the sarcasm color is..
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08-14-2008, 03:54 PM
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#159
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Quote:
Originally Posted by missdpuck
Technically?
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LOL, wrong choice of words. I'm just saying I'm not dating a smoking hot model who's a complete bitch.
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08-14-2008, 03:55 PM
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#160
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
Technically she's not really hot or anything. Pretty average but I like her. She's half Portugese and I think that's where the temper comes from. She'll fly off the handle on some things and then realize it about half an hour later and come back and apologize.
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And so for the third time in the thread, with even more clear resolution than previously:
THROW DOWN AND PLOW HER LIKE SHES NEVER HAD IT EVER!
Girls with bad tempers because of ethnicity need more lovin' than most. And generally dirtier and kinkier too.
Can't bitch about the game if she's sleeping through it dreaming of what just went down with her man...
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