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Old 08-08-2008, 04:58 PM   #1
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There is no way on earth a guy didn't come up with this study.

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Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.c...studyshows.htm

Just thought the whole article was amusing, really, and figured it'd go over well here
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Old 08-08-2008, 04:59 PM   #2
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There is no way on earth a guy didn't come up with this study.




http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.c...studyshows.htm

Just thought the whole article was amusing, really, and figured it'd go over well here
Actually a FATA from about a year ago and the article is fake but it still cracks me up.
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Old 08-08-2008, 05:03 PM   #3
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fake, site is trying to look like CNN but the url gives it away
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Old 08-08-2008, 05:05 PM   #4
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you mean to tell me • Limbaugh quits ESPN over QB comments is not factually accurate?
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Old 08-08-2008, 05:06 PM   #5
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Also, VP Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face.
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Old 08-08-2008, 05:12 PM   #6
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Ahh, damn. Someone sent me that link, and in my post-work semi-consciousness, I didn't really doublecheck.
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Old 08-08-2008, 05:15 PM   #7
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I believe what I choose to believe and I choose to believe this.

First thing's first, make her believe she has breast cancer and then cure it and you're set for life....

Underhanded, yes. Deceitful, certainly. Fun, without question.
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