08-07-2008, 11:54 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
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Giant penis flower that smells like rotting flesh blooms.
http://www.canada.com/calgaryherald/...a-00eaa6f9443d
Maybe I should have just used the original headline from the Herald.
Giant Smelly Flower puts on Sex Show in Belgium haha.
The Amorphophallus Titanum - literally "the giant strangely shaped penis" - has been attracting big crowds at the National Botanic Garden of Belgium on the outskirts of Brussels.
Discovered in 1878 in western Sumatra, the plant was first cultivated in Europe at the Royal Botanic Garden, Kew, in London in 1889. Because of its appearance, Victorian women were kept from viewing it.
Last edited by Bertuzzied; 08-07-2008 at 12:02 PM.
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08-07-2008, 11:54 AM
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GOAT!
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Oh man. This thread has "Instant Classic" written all over it.
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08-07-2008, 12:02 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FanIn80
Oh man. This thread has "Instant Classic" written all over it.
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They always do until someone writes "This thread has instant classic written all over it" as the second post....
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I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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08-07-2008, 12:03 PM
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Not the one...
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Originally Posted by FireFly
They always do until someone writes "This thread has instant classic written all over it" as the second post....
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Total thread killer.
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08-07-2008, 12:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bertuzzied
Discovered in 1878 in western Sumatra, the plant was first cultivated in Europe at the Royal Botanic Garden, Kew, in London in 1889. Because of its appearance, Victorian women were kept from viewing it.
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I guess they didn't want the women raising their standards.
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08-07-2008, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Gozer
Total thread killer.
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FTW!
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08-07-2008, 12:11 PM
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This display in Belgium is in fact the castrated penis of this convicted sex offender:
(Photo from Police files...)
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08-07-2008, 12:31 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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That plant must have mad game.
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08-07-2008, 01:37 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Halifax
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The Amorphophallus Titanum - literally "the giant strangely shaped penis" - has been attracting big crowds at the National Botanic Garden of Belgium on the outskirts of Brussels.
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That large and he can still only attract the big girls?
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08-07-2008, 06:53 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: still in edmonton
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Originally Posted by foofighter15
[/i]That large and he can still only attract the big girls?
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Hey fat chicks need loving too.....
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08-07-2008, 07:16 PM
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tromboner
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: where the lattes are
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Originally Posted by Yeah_Baby
Hey fat chicks need loving too.....
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... but they gotta pay. 
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08-07-2008, 07:39 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by SebC
... but they gotta pay. |
bah, fortunately for them there are beer goggles.
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08-07-2008, 07:56 PM
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tromboner
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: where the lattes are
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan02
bah, fortunately for them there are beer goggles.
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Somebody missed a Family Guy quote. 
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08-07-2008, 07:58 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Halifax
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Originally Posted by SebC
... but they gotta pay. |
made my bad joke worth it.
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08-07-2008, 09:56 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Yeah_Baby
Hey fat chicks need loving too.....
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Reminds me of my favourite shirt. It just says in huge letters "She's Fat, I'm Drunk...its ON!"
I always wanted one but I don't know if a fat guy is allowed to wear it or not.
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08-07-2008, 10:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
Reminds me of my favourite shirt. It just says in huge letters "She's Fat, I'm Drunk...its ON!"
I always wanted one but I don't know if a fat guy is allowed to wear it or not.
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Nope, fat guys wear "I'm Fat, She's Drunk...its ON!"
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