08-06-2008, 06:36 PM
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wins 10 internets
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: slightly to the left
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black man in an elevator
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08-06-2008, 06:48 PM
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#2
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Not funny...
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08-06-2008, 06:50 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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"All white people are racists".... how blase.
Last edited by Option84; 08-06-2008 at 07:03 PM.
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08-06-2008, 06:58 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hemi-Cuda
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My friend Marcel, who is black, finally confronted a white woman at his gym over her "paranoia". They usually finish their workouts at the same time and end up walking through the parking lot at the same time (but they never speak at the gym). Whenever he walks up behind her she practically breaks into a run. Finally he said hey man don't worry I'm not stalking you. He's going to LOVE this video. Of course her "paranoia" may have nothing to do with his race but HE thinks so.
Last edited by missdpuck; 08-06-2008 at 07:03 PM.
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08-06-2008, 07:01 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Vancouver
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was it just me, or did that chick look like a man?
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08-06-2008, 07:07 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Oklahoma - Where they call a puck a ball...
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so my manager and his family was in vegas ( including his 75 year old mother). They were from and raised in southern mississippi. Hiis story about the trip goes like this " His mom is in an elevator with her bucket of quarters at a casino and 4 large black men walked on the elevator and stood beside the mother. His mom needless to say is paranoid and is really nervous and shaky. One black man says hit the ground floor for me lady.... The lady then falls down and drops all her quarters scared less..... The black men start rolling and exit the elevator when it opens. The next morning the lady is awakened by the manager and he has a dozen roses and a envelope. She opens the envelope and there is a letter that says Thanks for the best laugh i have had in years. Sorry to scare you -Michael Jordan. Enclosed was a 10,000 casino marker and a copy of the elevator tape"
lol the tape was funnier than ... i didnt click the link but i thought of this when i clicked the link
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08-06-2008, 07:12 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Singapore
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nickerjones
so my manager and his family was in vegas ( including his 75 year old mother). They were from and raised in southern mississippi. Hiis story about the trip goes like this " His mom is in an elevator with her bucket of quarters at a casino and 4 large black men walked on the elevator and stood beside the mother. His mom needless to say is paranoid and is really nervous and shaky. One black man says hit the ground floor for me lady.... The lady then falls down and drops all her quarters scared less..... The black men start rolling and exit the elevator when it opens. The next morning the lady is awakened by the manager and he has a dozen roses and a envelope. She opens the envelope and there is a letter that says Thanks for the best laugh i have had in years. Sorry to scare you -Michael Jordan. Enclosed was a 10,000 casino marker and a copy of the elevator tape"
lol the tape was funnier than ... i didnt click the link but i thought of this when i clicked the link
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Either you have posted this story before or it has been circulating in an e-mail.... I have heard this.
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08-06-2008, 07:13 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Oklahoma - Where they call a puck a ball...
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im sure i posted it b4 .... it happened last summer
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08-06-2008, 07:13 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Oklahoma - Where they call a puck a ball...
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but im sure my manager emailed it as well... remember 6 degrees of seperation lol
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08-06-2008, 07:14 PM
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Franchise Player
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Maybe she's just scared of short people.
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08-06-2008, 07:17 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: sector 7G
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Quote:
Originally Posted by icarus
Either you have posted this story before or it has been circulating in an e-mail.... I have heard this.
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I've heard it with Eddie Murphy as the guy in the elevator. Urban myth.
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08-06-2008, 07:22 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Oklahoma - Where they call a puck a ball...
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lol then the video must have been a hoax then
cause he had the video
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08-06-2008, 07:24 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by habernac
I've heard it with Eddie Murphy as the guy in the elevator. Urban myth.
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heard it with will smith, myth
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08-06-2008, 07:33 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Oklahoma - Where they call a puck a ball...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by icarus
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lol , hey i saw the tape and heard the story , i had no reason to call him a liar.... consider me corrected
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08-06-2008, 08:15 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by habernac
I've heard it with Eddie Murphy as the guy in the elevator. Urban myth.
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Yeah I've heard it with Eddie Murphy mentioned. I always thought it was legit though...can't even remember where I heard it now.
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-- Frank Musil - Early January 1994
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08-06-2008, 10:46 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: (780)
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I heard it with Beetlejuice.
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08-06-2008, 10:53 PM
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Franchise Player
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I've heard of the Eddie Murphy one as well... apparently, it happened to this old lady from some small town Ontario and she was in NYC.
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08-07-2008, 08:01 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Section 222
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Deelow
I heard it with Beetlejuice.
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Yeah, that's the version I heard. Only there was no elevator.
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08-07-2008, 08:20 AM
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GOAT!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hemi-Cuda
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Haha, that was great.
There's some other awesome ones on there too. Like the Starbucks one, and the "One Click" one haha.
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