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View Poll Results: How often do you 'poop'
Less than once a day. Is there something wrong with that? DON'T JUDGE ME! 18 10.29%
Once a day 78 44.57%
2-3 times a day 72 41.14%
3-5 times a day 5 2.86%
More than five times a day. I live on the throne. It is my kingdom 2 1.14%
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Old 08-05-2008, 02:35 PM   #21
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So would it be fair to say that anyone who only poops once every 2-3 weeks is anal retentive? [rimshot]
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Old 08-05-2008, 02:40 PM   #22
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I average every 3 days. When I drop the Cosby's off at the pool, I make it worthwhile.

Unless I'm eating McDonalds... then everything is out of whack and I'm eating it on the can. That stuff is better than exlax.
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Old 08-05-2008, 02:42 PM   #23
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Old 08-05-2008, 02:42 PM   #24
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Old 08-05-2008, 02:46 PM   #25
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Old 08-05-2008, 02:46 PM   #26
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Good things you said crosby's, narrowly missed being racist there.
LOL, oops. Fixed
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Old 08-05-2008, 02:48 PM   #27
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should we make this thread a poll?
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Old 08-05-2008, 02:50 PM   #28
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twice. pretty standard.
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Old 08-05-2008, 02:50 PM   #29
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should we make this thread a poll?
Yes. Yes we should.
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Old 08-05-2008, 02:52 PM   #30
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Every day at 2:00, its go time.
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Old 08-05-2008, 02:52 PM   #31
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This thread is so awesome.

I don't eat that much fibre; probably average around once every two or three days.
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Old 08-05-2008, 02:53 PM   #32
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Poop in your butt is toxic, get that e out.
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Old 08-05-2008, 02:55 PM   #33
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Old 08-05-2008, 02:59 PM   #34
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Once a day, but I'll occasionally skip a day, and occasionally have two in a day. I don't really have any set schedule. I think that has to do with the fact that I frequently end up skipping meals here and there.
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Old 08-05-2008, 03:04 PM   #35
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7 minute mark.

great episode.

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Old 08-05-2008, 03:05 PM   #36
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The only thing is that as long as you're removing your bowels when the body calls for it, I think you're fine.
Personally, I don't think I would feel "fine" with my bowels removed.
Emptied perhaps, but removed ??? LOL Braveheart comes to mind.
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Old 08-05-2008, 03:11 PM   #37
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Once a day on average.. usually at 1:30 or so.
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Colon Blow (SNL high fiber cereal):

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Old 08-05-2008, 03:16 PM   #39
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3-5 a day stunner here, I have a metabolism like a forest fire, I have to work out in order to NOT loose weight.

People keep telling me it'll slow down, but I'm 24 now it hasn't missed a beat. I could eat half a box of fudgee-o's a day and you'd never notice it.
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2-3 times a day

Usually type 3

I wish I could go at work, especially since our shifts are 16 hours. I have a terrible fear of the alarm sounding and having to respond to a call mid-crosby.
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