08-04-2008, 01:41 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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Tell them it tore up your grass, if it didn't then rough up your lawn a little so it seems like it did.
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08-04-2008, 01:41 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Tell them it ran over your cat, that should get them to open up.
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08-04-2008, 01:45 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Weird.
What do you think the white powder is? What area is it in?
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08-04-2008, 01:46 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Clarkey
Weird.
What do you think the white powder is? What area is it in?
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Here comes the hookers and blow...
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08-04-2008, 01:55 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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08-04-2008, 02:23 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by Temporary_User
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Somehow I doubt that fotze abducted Morgan Freeman who was then injured in a car crash trying to escape.
We all know that fotze has one of those 'Buffalo Bill' style wells in his basement, Morgan Freeman would never have escaped. It has to be someone else.
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08-04-2008, 05:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
Somehow I doubt that fotze abducted Morgan Freeman who was then injured in a car crash trying to escape.
We all know that fotze has one of those 'Buffalo Bill' style wells in his basement, Morgan Freeman would never have escaped. It has to be someone else.
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"it rubs the lotion on it's skin...."
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08-04-2008, 05:50 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bend it like Bourgeois
"it rubs the lotion on it's skin...."
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I'd wager that he has night-vision goggles but I'm not sure if he has a dog, thats why I suggested cat... 
But it would be just like fotze to set up the whole elaborate scheme to lure a hot young justice officer into his home....
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08-04-2008, 06:34 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: On my metal monster.
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Maybe it was the man masturbating while doing 150kph? He would have driven so fast, you wouldn't of had time to awake.
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08-04-2008, 10:58 PM
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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Now there's no excuse to not having pics.
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08-04-2008, 11:08 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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Methinks it is time for you to move...
You should be able to find out what was spilled by the car that drove on your lawn because his/her insurance should pay to get that fixed as well.
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08-04-2008, 11:17 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Boblobla
You should be able to find out what was spilled by the car that drove on your lawn because his/her insurance should pay to get that fixed as well.
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Not if he's snorted it already....
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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08-05-2008, 12:46 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
Now there are 4 cop cars across the street arresting some guy in a Jeep.
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What part of Compton do you live in?
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08-05-2008, 02:18 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by getbak
What part of Compton do you live in?
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It's pronounced Forest Lawn 
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08-05-2008, 10:30 AM
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It is on your property, you are involved. If gas or fluid spilled on your lawn you have suffered damages. Definately call back and request the police report as you wish to pursue a civil claim. Then move out of the warzone you apparently live in.
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08-05-2008, 10:41 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Titan
It is on your property, you are involved. If gas or fluid spilled on your lawn you have suffered damages. Definately call back and request the police report as you wish to pursue a civil claim. Then move out of the warzone you apparently live in.
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Don't waste your time. The city won't do anything for you if there is no structural damage or significant landscape damage. If some of the grass is burnt or damaged it will be more hassle to you if you try and get something for it. They will bury you in paperwork and in the end they will do nothing for you....it's grass.
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08-05-2008, 10:45 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by guzzy
Don't waste your time. The city won't do anything for you if there is no structural damage or significant landscape damage. If some of the grass is burnt or damaged it will be more hassle to you if you try and get something for it. They will bury you in paperwork and in the end they will do nothing for you....it's grass.
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It's not the city giving him money though, it would be the drivers insurance company.
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08-05-2008, 10:50 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
It was unbelievably no damage, the guy must have driven in at 2 kph to avoid everything so well, just curious as hell. I live in Richmond park with million dollar infills going up all around me, there are a few rental dumps though.
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Theres your problem. The only people that can afford to live there are drug dealers and the gay mafia.
And you dont look like a drug dealer....
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The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
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08-05-2008, 03:19 PM
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Sep 2006
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I saw on the news that some 20 year without a license was driving and lost control and hit a woman a child, woman is dead. Right in saddle ridge is that where you live?
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08-05-2008, 05:47 PM
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Extremely... large.... magnet.
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