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Old 07-16-2008, 02:18 PM   #21
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Old 07-16-2008, 02:20 PM   #22
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(Mary) Jane

Too obvious?

Edit: Not coke-related. FAIL
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Old 07-16-2008, 02:22 PM   #23
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(Mary) Jane

Too obvious?

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Old 07-16-2008, 02:22 PM   #24
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(Mary) Jane

Too obvious?

Edit: Not coke-related. FAIL

Eh, drugs/BNL songs - only have so much to work with.
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Old 07-16-2008, 02:28 PM   #25
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Second night at the crackhouse,
and my mock turtleneck just reeks.
woah, woah, woah, woah....
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Old 07-16-2008, 02:50 PM   #26
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This is not a Tool quote. This is a Bill Hicks quote.
this is also loosely based on a bill Maher schtick, or maybe the other way around.

I think they all steal from each other constantly.
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Old 07-16-2008, 05:15 PM   #27
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I love how fans are posting how they have lost respect for him
There are people that respect the BNL? I've always thought they were the finest example of why Canadian content rules on the radio should be abolished, and now are you telling me they have actual fans? Who are these people - and why are they complaining about this bust when they are obviously on some kind of drugs themselves?
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Old 07-16-2008, 05:31 PM   #28
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"I'm snorting a line, just like Brian Wilson did"

weak, I know.

here is some ammunition
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/140829
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Old 07-16-2008, 05:32 PM   #29
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The hooker looked like Sailor Moon. She's got the boom, and obviously made him think the wrong thing...

He should have stayed in bed, just like...
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Old 07-16-2008, 06:11 PM   #30
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Bah, who hasn't done a little blow in their life?
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Old 07-16-2008, 06:31 PM   #31
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See I think, drugs have some done good things for us. I really do. And if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us. Do me a favor, go home tonight, take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your CDs, and burn them. 'Cause you know what? The musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years? Reeeeeeeal farking high on drugs


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I know that Third Eye begins like that, but isn't it part of a Bill Hicks routine?
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Old 07-16-2008, 06:32 PM   #32
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this is also loosely based on a bill Maher schtick, or maybe the other way around.
The other way around I think. Bill Hicks main schtick was about drugs and the hypocracy of many laws and viewpoints surrounding them.
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Old 07-16-2008, 06:36 PM   #33
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Steve will be singing his own tune again soon:

"The Wrong Man Was Convicted"

- BNL

Who's lonely now? Which one of us is suffering?
Who's in his cups? Which one of us recovering?
Who likes to look at pictures and cries, but way too late?
Who doesn't want to change a thing, accepting it was fate?

[Chorus]
The wrong man was convicted
You know I did the deed
I thought that you would wait for me,
Your wants I needn't heed
The wrong man lies beside you
And waits for you to wake
And all because I lacked conviction,
The judgment's my mistake
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Old 07-16-2008, 08:31 PM   #34
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A pure BNL coke induced song:

The Old (Crackhouse) Apartment
Broke into the old apartment
This is where we used to live
Broken glass, broke and hungry
Broken hearts and broken bones
This is where we used to live

Why did you paint the walls?
Why did you clean the floor?
Why did you plaster over the hole I punched in the door?
This is where we used to live

Why did you keep the mousetrap?
Why did you keep the dishrack?
these things used to be mine
I guess they still are, I want them back

Broke into the old apartment
Forty-two stairs from the street
Crooked landing, crooked landlord
Narrow laneway filled with crooks
This is where we used to live

Why did they pave the lawn?
why did they change the locks?
Why did I have to break it, I only came here to talk
This is where we used to live

How is the neighbour downstairs?
How is her temper this year?
I turned up your TV and stomped on the floor just for fun
I know we don't live here anymore
We bought an old house on the Danforth
She loves me and her body keeps me warm
I'm happy here
But this is where we used to live

Broke into the old apartment
Tore the phone out of the wall
Only memories, fading memories
Blending into dull tableaux

I want them back
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Old 07-16-2008, 08:41 PM   #35
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Bah, who hasn't done a little blow in their life?
Crack is whack. Mushrooms on the other hand . . .


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Old 07-17-2008, 09:19 AM   #36
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Page admitted snorting cocaine:

http://jam.canoe.ca/Music/2008/07/16/6173906-cp.html

Andy Dick arrested:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...andydick1.html

Dick, 42, was nabbed around 2 AM in a Riverside County parking lot after he allegedly groped the breasts of a 17-year-old girl and then pulled the teen's tank top and bra down, exposing her breasts (the incident occurred outside the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant). During a search of Dick, police discovered a small amount of marijuana in his pants pocket and a single Xanax pill for which he did not have a prescription.

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Old 07-17-2008, 11:32 AM   #37
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Snort a rail of blow and the brain starts ticken.
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Old 07-17-2008, 12:51 PM   #38
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Why did you keep the mousetrap?
Why did you keep the dishrack?
these things used to be mine
I guess they still are, I want some crack

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Old 07-17-2008, 03:54 PM   #39
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"I'm snorting a line, just like Brian Wilson did"
"Just like Brian Wilson Did" was the National Post's headline when the story first broke. I thought it clever.

jammies: While I wouldn't say I was a huge "fan", I do have 14 of their songs on my iPod. I rather like some of their music.... and I have never had any illicit drugs. Just because you don't like a particular band or a particular type of music doesn't mean that those that do are on crack.
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Old 07-17-2008, 04:10 PM   #40
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[quote=Devils'Advocate;1384027]"Just like Brian Wilson Did" was the National Post's headline when the story first broke. I thought it clever.

jammies: While I wouldn't say I was a huge "fan", I do have 14 of their songs on my iPod. I rather like some of their music.... and I have never had any illicit drugs. Just because you don't like a particular band or a particular type of music doesn't mean that those that do are on crack...unless that band is Nickelback.[/quote]

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