Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Originally Posted by FireFly
Kind of makes me wonder what happened that #6 was passed into law.
And what if she's just faking it?
"Officer, put me in handcuffs. I admit my crime!"
"Baby, I was... faking."
"What!? Say it's not true! I'd rather go to prison than think I didn't satisfy you!"
"Sir, I'm gonna have to believe the lady here. Now put the gun back down and try harder."
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I apparently need to move to Willowdale. I just hate it when a man talks dirty to me during intercourse. However does that mean he's still allowed to talk dirty to me during oral sex? Hmmmm.
Wouldn't it be difficult to understand anything he was saying?
This list doesnt tell the whole story. Obviously there are a number of severely traumatized police officers who walked into situations no human should have to deal with.
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Though I tried finding sources for some of the ones in the list (hate to see how accounting handles those quicklaw searches) and came across entries like this on wikipedia:
According to urban legend, it is illegal for a man to shoot a gun in Connorsville while his female partner is having an orgasm.[1] This claim is dubious, however, since the area is not even incorporated.
Firefly...we should hang out. lol. I KID! However, I thought of you today...and in the last few days. I've been barbecuing again...some outstanding results.
Though I tried finding sources for some of the ones in the list (hate to see how accounting handles those quicklaw searches) and came across entries like this on wikipedia:
According to urban legend, it is illegal for a man to shoot a gun in Connorsville while his female partner is having an orgasm.[1] This claim is dubious, however, since the area is not even incorporated.
Check out the laws in Nevada, most specifically this one:
It is illegal for any member of the legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.
The other two kinda help to explain how some of these are misconstrued as laws or how things can get mixed up.
One says that it is illegal to have sex without a condom while the other says that it is compulsory to use a condom in a brothel.
There's a place in California where detonating a nuclear device within city limits is punishable by a $500 fine. I know, I know, I'm not contributing to the conversation of 'funny sex laws', but I think that one is a prize-winner in and of itself.
Firefly...we should hang out. lol. I KID! However, I thought of you today...and in the last few days. I've been barbecuing again...some outstanding results.
So what you're saying is you cook meat and think of me? That's sweet. Except that you don't think we should hang out. So you suck.
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I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
So what you're saying is you cook meat and think of me? That's sweet. Except that you don't think we should hang out. So you suck.
Which pretty much brings our whole discussion full circle.
I'm going with that one. Although I also nearly went with "Actually, I think of you when I'm handling my meat" but thought that would be a bit over the top so I'm glad I didn't say it.
