Why don't we just exterminate all bears?

[driveway]

I would like to add the following to the list of things we should exterminate:

Meerkats
Unicorns
People who confuse book knowledge with experience
1997 Ford Tauruses

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by RT14

This is a brilliant and well thought out topic indeed. After reading through the whole thing I had to go back and read the first post to see if this is a joke or not and to my amazement, Dess really does seem to be truthful in his insane feelings towards exterminating all bears!

With that in mind, a couple of posts in this thread came to mind. Somebody said he must be just a kid being stupid or something along those lines to which I agreed this is probably the case. Another, Russic I believe, stated that he's only called a poster an idiot twice and was sure Dess was the victim in both incidents. The final comment that stands out was that he probably has a camper trailer and there's no reason for this ridiculousness.

After some quick detective work (good ol' search feature!) I came to the following conclusions:
1) He is not a kid, but a fully grown adult
2) It WAS another of Dess' ingenious threads that summoned Russic to call the poster an idiot
http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=53533
3) He DOES in fact have a camper trailer!
http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=53679

What boggles my mind about the whole topic is that this is a guy who can afford to have the luxuries of a trailer to enjoy "camping" in his free time, so it can probably be assumed he has a good job or worse yet, owns his own business, yet doesn't have the intelligence to refrain from making such unbelievable statements. My Chinese wife for example, is actually a little scared of moving to Canada because of the bears to which I've explained that they are really no danger at all if you treat them with respect and leave them be, but at no point in 5 years has she ever suggested we should just render them extinct! lol

I even knew a kid that was mauled by a grizzly when we were in grade 5 together (man, that's a LOOOONG time ago) and it never occured to me that killing all the bears is a suitable reaction! Just insane if this isn't a joke, and like I said, after reading his first post again, I really don't think it was meant to be.

Give this man a red square! Post of the day!

[Ford Prefect]

nm

[MRCboicgy]

I totally agree we need to eliminate bears. I can't go out without getting hit on by bears like this (link totally safe, just didn't want to embed)

[FurnaceFace]

Originally Posted by Kipru

Yes! My ignore list got it's first member.

Wow. You must be a very accepting person. Mine's just racked up number 71.

If you go back and look at his posts he seems to try and troll so he's really worth ignoring.

[dustygoon]

Hey Dess.....nice drive by thread. You have 6 pages of commentary/photos to your initial idea and you haven't said a word. Where the feck did you go?

[Save Us Sutter]

This thread makes Elisha cry.

[Joborule]

Originally Posted by fotze

71, can I see the list? just curious.

I bet you he can't see your message.

[Save Us Sutter]

I can't believe it took 6 pages for this to get posted. Shame on all of you.

[FurnaceFace]

Originally Posted by fotze

71, can I see the list? just curious.

That can be arranged.

[Shawnski]

Originally Posted by FurnaceFace

Wow. You must be a very accepting person. Mine's just racked up number 71.

Rookie.... 109 and counting. I only need a "Q" for "Ignore List Bingo".

Edit, oh and "DESS", I am pretty sure somewhere in the forum rules that you are NOT allowed to substiture an "E" for the "UMBA" that is supposed to be in your user name.

[FurnaceFace]

Originally Posted by Shawnski

Rookie.... 109 and counting. I only need a "Q" for "Ignore List Bingo".

Damn, I gotta pick it up, I'm missing Q and U through Z. I do have the number 5 represented though, that has to count for something.

[photon]

Alright, after trying to find an image of the Bear Patrol stealth bomber on that episode of Simpsons where Quimby sets up the bear patrol for 10 minutes, I have failed

[jammies]

Originally Posted by FurnaceFace

Wow. You must be a very accepting person. Mine's just racked up number 71.

Wow, really? I don't have anyone in my ignore list, is that odd?

I never understood the point behind them - sometimes people that rub you the wrong way one day come up with something brilliant the next. And hey, I know there are people out there who seem to have an inexhaustible supply of stupidity, but even a moron will entertain occasionally with a suggestion so mind-blowingly ridiculous it is almost like they've broken thru the bottom of the stupid house and ended up in the skyscrapers of genius.

[Rhetts_the_Best]

Originally Posted by Save Us Sutter

I can't believe it took 6 pages for this to get posted. Shame on all of you.

HAHAHA conan is the best!

[Shawnski]

Originally Posted by FurnaceFace

Damn, I gotta pick it up, I'm missing Q and U through Z. I do have the number 5 represented though, that has to count for something.

Got two "5"s myself. And a "4" just made the list.

And to jammies, bunk, total bunk. 80% of my list ends up banned soon after. Hard to make a genius comment when you can no longer post.

Idiots are idiots. YOU should know that.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by Shawnski

Got two "5"s myself. And a "4" just made the list.

Was it me you fat barrel of monkey spunk?

[Locke]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Was it me you fat barrel of monkey spunk?

He cant read that.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by Locke

He cant read that.

That's what I'm banking on. Have you met him? The guy could kill a man by staring at him. I'm pretty sure he's related to Hitler.

[Teh_Bandwagoner]

LOL well met. I was hoping to be the first to catch this atrocious error, but you beat me to the punch.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1u...ear_shortfilms

Originally Posted by Save Us Sutter

I can't believe it took 6 pages for this to get posted. Shame on all of you.