06-25-2008, 10:50 PM
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Lol, I'll keep that in mind MQS.
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NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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06-25-2008, 10:52 PM
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Ben
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: God's Country (aka Cape Breton Island)
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Originally Posted by NSFL
Lol, I'll keep that in mind MQS.
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I haven't just stumbled in drunk . . . I swear 
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06-25-2008, 11:08 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by pope04
That same year, my aunt, an RN, set me up with one of her co-workers. We'll be married twelve years next April, and we'll have our fourth child - a surprise "vasectomy" baby - this summer.
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The naming possibilities are endless...
Little 'Accident' 08
Surprise is what adults call accidents..... 
The birthday party stories alone could keep you going for decades.
Oh, Accident? Yeah, we had him while we were going at it like animal in heat on the dryer, who knew the vibrations could rupture the sutures resulting in conception? Happy Birthday to you......
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Last edited by Locke; 06-25-2008 at 11:11 PM.
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06-26-2008, 01:16 AM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Blind dates are totally awesome. I had a boss set me up with one a few years ago. Met her, she was hot, she was smart, we hit it off. She indicated that she wanted something more casual and fun (read into that what you will). We went out for about 6 months. Then one stormy night I asked her why we never went to her place. She matter of factly told me that "Her husband wouldn't approve"
Me - "You mean your ex-husband right?"
Her - "nope"
Me - "Your husband that your seperated from right?"
her - "Nope"
Me - "Get out"
Now let me put this into perspective. I'm not a prude, or a straight laced guy or anything. But I've never cheated, I believe that marriage is some kind of sacred thing, and I didn't want to get shot in the face by some jealousy induced enraged husband.
Then there was another blind date where I went out with a girl for almost a year when I was about 26. She was cute, sorta smart, she was a huge asset on a softball team, but she never had a job or went to school where I saw her. She basically sat at home and probably smoked dope. So I took her out one night and after we ordered drinks, the conversation turned to fall plans.
She told me proudly that she was going back to school. Here I was thinking college or university and asked her what she was taking.
Math 10, Social 10, English 10.
Holy Crap I'm going to jail.
After that. No more blind dates.
They're only good for hilarity.
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No offense...but what kind of boss sets you up on a blind date with a married woman?
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06-26-2008, 08:12 AM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by howard_the_duck
No offense...but what kind of boss sets you up on a blind date with a married woman?
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I didn't have a benefits plan at that job, so I guess he was compensating.
Actually she had told him that she was seperated.
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