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Old 06-22-2008, 11:42 PM   #21
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all i can say is this will never be topped
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:08 AM   #22
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Is the person driving wanting to give or receive the "hot carl"? Because its kind of a ######bag license plate to get, I'm going to assume the latter.
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Old 06-23-2008, 11:23 AM   #23
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OK, I know what prairie doggin' is, but chili doggin'?
I would imagine they are probably the same thing... I found out what a chili dog was when I read up on what a Hot Carl is. Both terms made me lol.
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Old 06-23-2008, 11:27 AM   #24
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Its funny, in the 50's there were what, 3 approved positions, then there were 69, now there are 100's.

Now you can add on these terms and write a whole new "Joy of Sex" edition

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Old 06-23-2008, 12:26 PM   #25
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all i can say is this will never be topped
Never? How about this (my personal fav):

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http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/license.asp
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:41 PM   #26
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Never? How about this (my personal fav):

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http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/license.asp
If that is NSFW you need a new job imo.
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:46 PM   #27
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If that is NSFW you need a new job imo.
Better safe than sorry.

He was being conscientious because he doesnt want the soul-crushing worry of knowing that he cost you your job and thats why at the end of a long string of extenuating circumstances and unfortunate events that invariably happen to only the most vile and despicable of disease-ridden transients you can now reliably be found in that alley doing unspeakable things to fuel your substance addiction.

It could happen. I'm just saying.....
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:51 PM   #28
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Urbandictionary? You wussies. If you don't know what something is, just google image it with safe search off.

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Old 06-23-2008, 12:52 PM   #29
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He was being conscientious because he doesnt want the soul-crushing worry of knowing that he cost you your job and thats why at the end of a long string of extenuating circumstances and unfortunate events that invariably happen to only the most vile and despicable of disease-ridden transients you can now reliably be found in that alley doing unspeakable things to fuel your substance addiction.
Ha ha, thanks, that reminds me of this short movie of a long string of extenuating circumstances while leads to.... well, see for yourself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na7vqd3DvFg

Once again, possibly NSFW, and its almost 20 mins long, but its a must-see.

I'll probably be on some list at some government agency for even typing the name of the clip into google so I could post the link here.
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Old 06-23-2008, 01:31 PM   #30
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Urbandictionary? You wussies. If you don't know what something is, just google image it with safe search off.

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hahahahah...Space Dock Fondue
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Old 07-17-2008, 05:30 PM   #32
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My buddy just submitted to have his licence plate ELOHSSA, the lady at registries checked on her system and said there doesn't seem to be any problems with it so.....


I'm Thinking of getting FFOKCUF myself!
Too bad we don't have front plates eh??
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Old 07-17-2008, 05:49 PM   #33
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My buddy just submitted to have his licence plate ELOHSSA, the lady at registries checked on her system and said there doesn't seem to be any problems with it so.....


I'm Thinking of getting FFOKCUF myself!
You two sound like a riot...
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:04 PM   #34
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Yeah, I think that is just stupid and immature...but that's just me.
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:19 PM   #35
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Yeah, I think that is just stupid and immature...but that's just me.
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:21 AM   #36
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wow I saw that on Glenmore today, I didn't have a camera so I'm glad you got it, I actually laughed out loud to myself thinking about how ridiculous it was.
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Old 07-18-2008, 03:08 AM   #37
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Never? How about this (my personal fav):

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http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/license.asp
The best part of that is that it isn't a personalized plate, but a randomly assigned one.
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Old 07-18-2008, 10:33 AM   #38
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I looked it up. At least I can say I've learned something today. Not sure I'll find it particularly applicable to anything, but you never know.
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:14 PM   #39
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wow I saw that on Glenmore today, I didn't have a camera so I'm glad you got it, I actually laughed out loud to myself thinking about how ridiculous it was.
You saw the HOTCARL guy? Big black Nissan Titan? Wicked!! Was the guy good looking? If not, we know what he means with the plate...
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