Snooooorrrrrrkkkkkkkk!

[NSFL]

Originally Posted by fotze

Oh, so the rest of the world, the people who shouldn't matter get to see the result of all this effort, but when you come home to your dearest loved one, they are subjected to the real ugly you. That hardly seems fair.

It's either deal with the ugly, or find makeup stains all over the bed.

[J pold]

Another one

Chicks with bad table manners, I mean they don’t have too be perfect but at the very minimum keep your elbows off the table, keep your mouth closed when you eat, and hold your knife and for properly

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by NSFL

It's either deal with the ugly, or find makeup stains all over the bed.

Yeah its just sad that at the end of a hot torrid night that my headboard has an impression of a clowns face on it. Damn you Christian Girls coalition.

[J pold]

Originally Posted by fotze

Its sounding more and more like they do have to be perfect, Niles.

Hey I know I have ridiculously high standards, and I’m very shallow guy

[D to the iddy]

Originally Posted by J pold

Another one

Chicks with bad table manners, I mean they don’t have too be perfect but at the very minimum keep your elbows off the table, keep your mouth closed when you eat, and hold your knife and for properly

Would you be turned off by a girl who held her pen properly? Cause that's kind of the same thing and I'm just curious?

The other stuff I agree with but how someone holds their knife and fork is an interesting turn off...

[J pold]

Originally Posted by D to the iddy

Would you be turned off by a girl who held her pen properly? Cause that's kind of the same thing and I'm just curious?

The other stuff I agree with but how someone holds their knife and fork is an interesting turn off...

Well a pen is different, but it still kind of irritates me…I have friend who is a girl and she hold her pen really weird and I always give her a hard time about it

But the knife and fork thing is huge! Come on who wants to go too diner with someone that hold there fork and knife like a caveman? You know those people that grasp it like a hockey stick while there elbows are flared out…just awful

[CaptainCrunch]

You take em out for dinner. I get around the table manners thing by getting them something deep fried and on a stick.

[Teh_Bandwagoner]

Originally Posted by ResAlien

Or hang pictures.

[kermitology]

Farting is natural.. If it's done for show then it's gross, but sometimes you just have to let 'er rip.

I dumped a girl who only used there for there they're and their..

[jammies]

Things I thought were reasonable "one-shot turn-offs":

- Spitting (ewww! Firefly does your friend ever get 2nd dates?)
- Extreme hairiness
- The big snork, obviously
- Excessive piety (we'll have a 3some! you, me and Jesus!)

Somewhat less odious, but still not pleasant - combine 2 of these and she's on the curb in the recycle bin:

- Excessive gas
- Scads of makeup
- Smokers
- Conversation stopping stupidity
- Bad breath
- Bad housekeeping skills
- Nosepickers
- "And then, like, we went to the mall and there was like, A BIG SALE, like, 50% off and Tammy and I were all like 'awesome', and then..."
- Inability to see fotze even though he's RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
- Extremely poor table manners

Don't really care, but whatever

- Drug use (unless she's a crack ho, or meth-head I suppose, but in general such women aren't attractive in the first place)
- Fingernail chewers
- Pit hair (well the downy kind anyway, if she can make a bra out of it then that falls under excessive hair)


Stuff where I go "Huh?"

- holding a pencil incorrectly
- using too much toilet paper (far better than too little...)

Oh, and I have to add one more to the immediate turn-off list - extreme vanity. There's only room for one monstrous ego in this relationship, sister...

[Weiser Wonder]

Excessive piety (we'll have a 3some! you, me and Jesus!)

The Holy Trinity

[MissTeeks]

I have two main deal breakers, guys who smoke and guys who don't keep their toe nails cut short. Long toe nails are so gross!

[chid]

Originally Posted by NSFL

You're supposed to wash off makeup before you go to bed eh...

That's true, for some reason thats the first thing that came to mind when I thought of lots of makeup -- getting it on a pillow.

[NSFL]

Originally Posted by chid

That's true, for some reason thats the first thing that came to mind when I thought of lots of makeup -- getting it on a pillow.

Well, the one thing I hate about makeup is getting it on my clothes. I know that's definitely a pain.

[dissentowner]

Originally Posted by chid

That's true, for some reason thats the first thing that came to mind when I thought of lots of makeup -- getting it on a pillow.

Even worse is girls who wear that sparkly glitter crap and then they go to bed with it on and you wake up with it all over your face and you can never get it all so you go out the next day and you have sparkles on you...real manly!

[yyc]

Deal breaker for me is a girl that calls and has nothing to say...."hi, what you doing?" and then silence, but for some reason she stays on the phone.

also one time i was using my girlfriends butt as a pillow to watch tv, she fell asleep and i didnt want to wake her so it was the only soft round thing on my bed. she let one rip in her sleep right on to my head, funniest thing ever IMO.

[V]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Seriously guys, I would do every woman that your talking about.

Bad house keeping skills, thats a deal breaker for me. Plus she has to be able to lay carpet.

My kind of woman needs to be good in the kitchen. I want some tasty eats when I get home from work, and I don't want to be doing no dishes, dammit. Oh, she has to be good at washing the laundry, vacuuming the floors, and cleaning the bathrooms. And she needs to be able to paint. I hate painting. And she needs to be good at raising kids. That pretty much covers it for me.

[FireFly]

Originally Posted by V

My kind of woman needs to be good in the kitchen. I want some tasty eats when I get home from work, and I don't want to be doing no dishes, dammit. Oh, she has to be good at washing the laundry, vacuuming the floors, and cleaning the bathrooms. And she needs to be able to paint. I hate painting. And she needs to be good at raising kids. That pretty much covers it for me.

Then I really hope you're good at bringing home the bacon. I notice you also didn't put any sex on that list, which is good cause you probably won't get much anyway with all the work she needs to do.

[V]

Sex? I've been married for over 8 years.

[Hack&Lube]

Hot Girls with nasty habits just shows they are human and makes them more approachable and teasable.