06-12-2008, 11:45 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Tampa, Florida
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Red Card . sex with out protection.
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Thank you for everything CP. Good memories and thankful for everything that has been done to help me out. I will no longer take part on these boards. Take care, Go Flames Go.
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06-12-2008, 11:53 AM
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#42
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Everyone's Favorite Oilfan!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: San Jose, California
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Offsides - can't date/hook up with the girl because she has been with your buddy.
Slam Dunk - the one where you got it in the bag because the girl is so easy.
Hole in One - a quicky.
Triple Bogey - you realize you're going to need more time with this one.
Unsportsmanlike Conduct - the girl who is jailbait.
The Manon Rheaume - the girl who is pretty easy to score on five hole.
Ground rule double - the tease. Half way home.
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06-12-2008, 11:54 AM
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#43
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Norm!
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All of you married guys should know about "The rain delay"
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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06-12-2008, 11:55 AM
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#44
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OILFAN #81
Offsides - can't date/hook up with the girl because she has been with your buddy.
Slam Dunk - the one where you got it in the bag because the girl is so easy.
Hole in One - a quicky.
Triple Bogey - you realize you're going to need more time with this one.
Unsportsmanlike Conduct - the girl who is jailbait.
The Manon Rheaume - the girl who is pretty easy to score on five hole.
Ground rule double - the tease. Half way home.
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What about the oldy but goody, "Taking the cart over to play the back 9"
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06-12-2008, 12:13 PM
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#45
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alltherage
In high school we called girls with braces and/or acne "investments." They will be hot in the future, so snag them now while they have lower standards.
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That is so...mean...
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06-12-2008, 12:35 PM
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One of the Nine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
What about the oldy but goody, "Taking the cart over to play the back 9"
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We call it fifth base.
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06-12-2008, 12:49 PM
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#47
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sec 216
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I've always used sports analogies in public when it isn't possible to right out say what i mean.
Example.
Me: hey you going to the game tonight? (in reference to two girls)
Buddy: yeah but I hope they wear the light jerseys (he likes the blond better than the brunette)
Me: really i thought the dark jerseys are much nicer.
It is a great way to talk about females in your direct presence without them explicitly knowing. Works great around chick friends who get insulted when we try and pick up girls while they are around.
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06-12-2008, 12:51 PM
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#48
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Scoring Winger
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Semenko:
a hot chicks big ugly body guard. They always have them, and usualy they are female as well.
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06-12-2008, 12:58 PM
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#49
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Lethbridge, Alberta
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Refering to snooker...
"If the pink is covered by the red, shoot for the brown"
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06-12-2008, 01:00 PM
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#50
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PIMking
Red Card . sex with out protection.
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Nope Red Card means your all good to go but at the last possible moment she tells ya "I can't cuase my Aunt is visiting"
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06-12-2008, 01:01 PM
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#51
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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The Heisman - when she sees the guy coming and puts a hand up in a pose like the trophy.
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"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
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"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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06-12-2008, 01:04 PM
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#52
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The Clean and Jerk - exactly what it sounds like.
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06-12-2008, 01:06 PM
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#53
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame
The Clean and Jerk - exactly what it sounds like.
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roflol
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06-12-2008, 01:08 PM
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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AHA!
Now I know what all that lingo means 
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06-12-2008, 01:12 PM
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One of the Nine
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Would getting a beej be considered scoring a field goal?
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06-12-2008, 01:14 PM
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#56
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 4X4
Would getting a beej be considered scoring a field goal?
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An audible?
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06-12-2008, 01:18 PM
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#57
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Wherever the cooler is.
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Jofa- great equipment, crappy helmets
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If you took a burger off the grill and slapped it on your face, I'm pretty sure it would burn you. - kermitology
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06-12-2008, 01:19 PM
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#58
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MolsonInBothHands
An audible?
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For a play-action fake? Motion in the pocket? Penetration in the backfield?
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06-12-2008, 01:24 PM
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#59
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Norm!
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Illegal substitution - You meet a girl in the bar, have a few drinks, really like her, then you notice, hey she has a really big adams apple.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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06-12-2008, 01:25 PM
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#60
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One of the Nine
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Dan Colutier - easy to score on
soccer net - tossing a pickle down a hallway
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