06-12-2008, 08:31 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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Using sports terms to describe girls
When I was a young adult my friends and I would use sports terms to describe girls we saw, anyone else do this?
Unrestricted Free Agent- A girl that has not dated any of your buddies and is single.
Restricted Free Agent- A girl that is taken but not by one of your buddies.
Waivers- A girl that has dated one of your buddies but you have his permission to have a go at her.
Untouchable- Your buddies gf or his ex he is still hung up on.
Future Considerations- Any girl that is hot but is jailbait.
Rental- An easy girl for the purposes of a one night stand.
Franchise- That girl that everyone in the group wants but she is out of your league most likely.
Turning a double play- Having sex with more then 1 girl on the same day.
Turning a triple play - A threesome
Stealing home - Getting a girl drunk enough to sleep with you.
There may have been more but that was quite a few years ago.
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06-12-2008, 08:34 AM
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Stealing home - Getting a girl drunk enough to sleep with you.
Uhh...
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06-12-2008, 08:35 AM
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GOAT!
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Ouch...
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06-12-2008, 08:39 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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wicked!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Temporary_User
Reading the thread title, I simply assumed that Jpold and Jroc came out of the closet and have a love baby together.
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06-12-2008, 08:41 AM
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Sleazy Banker
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Cold Lake Alberta Canada
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oh boy..this thread has the makings of trouble, *runs and ducks for cover*
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06-12-2008, 08:44 AM
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Norm!
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7th inning stretch - the girl that you've worked on all night looks at her watch and realizes that the bar is about to close. You've got til she finishes her drink to score the winning run.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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06-12-2008, 08:44 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sample00
oh boy..this thread has the makings of trouble, *runs and ducks for cover*
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Why? This is how most boys think as a young adult. Boys are hormone enraged pigs,lol. I can't believe nobody else used to do this? And for the record I never Stole Home Base.
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06-12-2008, 08:45 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dissentowner
And for the record I never Stole Home Base.
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Sure sure. I bet you always cuddle after as well...
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06-12-2008, 08:45 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
7th inning stretch - the girl that you've worked on all night looks at her watch and realizes that the bar is about to close. You've got til she finishes her drink to score the winning run.
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LOL! Good one! 
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06-12-2008, 08:46 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Boblobla
Sure sure. I bet you always cuddle after as well...
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God no! I hate cuddling,lol. I have always had steady gf's so I never really had the chance to steal home, not that I would have. 
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06-12-2008, 08:49 AM
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Franchise Player
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The Mike Sillinger- Has slept with more guys than NHL teams Mike Sillinger has played for
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06-12-2008, 08:49 AM
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GOAT!
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What does it mean when you steal a motorhome?
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06-12-2008, 08:50 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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pulling the goalie
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06-12-2008, 08:50 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FanIn80
What does it mean when you steal a motorhome?
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You get the Sean Avery: Dirty and from behind, while in jail...
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06-12-2008, 08:51 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FanIn80
What does it mean when you steal a motorhome?
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Good question? Maybe you get yourself so drunk you sleep with a vibrating inflatable doll?
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06-12-2008, 08:51 AM
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Norm!
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Grinder - She's not pretty, but she works hard, and shes good for limited ice time, but she'll do until you can draft a better alternative.
Sidney Crosby - She's hot, she's available and she just falls into your lap because she's got a thing for fixing pathetic losers.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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06-12-2008, 08:57 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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Enforcer- A gf that constantly fights with you because things always have to be her way.
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06-12-2008, 09:00 AM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Hit a grand slam - Got a date with the most popular gal in HS and got laid in the process
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06-12-2008, 09:04 AM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dion
Hit a grand slam - Got a date with the most popular gal in HS and got laid in the process
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Thats not a grand slam, thats just a home run ala first base, second base, third base and home.
A grandslam is having a four way with twins and their hot friend and being able to satisfy all of them, ala clearing the bases.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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06-12-2008, 09:06 AM
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Franchise Player
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nm
Last edited by J pold; 06-12-2008 at 09:34 AM.
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