Objectum Sexuality

[BuzzardsWife]

Okay now I have heard of everything! This woman married the Berlin wall in the 70's! because she loves it! and had sex with it! this is some weird syndrome or something like that where people are in love with objects. You have to google this to believe it. You can be in love with a tube of toothpaste or a corkboard or a television set!

[spydermal]

I love lamp!

[Maritime Q-Scout]

in Boston Legal, Jerry's girlfriend left him for an iPhone

[MelBridgeman]

just another excuse for people who cant get it by conventional means
either that are evolution truly knows no bounds!

[Dion]

Mechanic admits to having sex with a 1,000 cars

We know what it's like to fall in love with a car, and we have nothing at all against a little steamy-window sex in the backseat of a '67 Chevy -- as long as you're with someone else.

Edward Smith, on the other hand, currently "lives with" a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla whom he calls his "girlfriend." Smith, a self-professed "romantic," writes poems about his cars, and says he first had sex with a car at the age of 15. Since then, he says he's only been attracted to autos, not humans.

Smith has several other cars besides Vanilla -- including a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger -- but he says "his most intense sexual experience was 'making love' to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf."

http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/27/mec...th-1-000-cars/

[Boblobla]

At least these people are out of the Gene pool.

[schnee]

Originally Posted by Dion

Mechanic admits to having sex with a 1,000 cars

We know what it's like to fall in love with a car, and we have nothing at all against a little steamy-window sex in the backseat of a '67 Chevy -- as long as you're with someone else.

Edward Smith, on the other hand, currently "lives with" a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla whom he calls his "girlfriend." Smith, a self-professed "romantic," writes poems about his cars, and says he first had sex with a car at the age of 15. Since then, he says he's only been attracted to autos, not humans.

Smith has several other cars besides Vanilla -- including a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger -- but he says "his most intense sexual experience was 'making love' to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf."

http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/27/mec...th-1-000-cars/

It's a bigger problem than people realize.. as demonstrated in this uncensored Kids In the Hall video [Caution - adult content/language]

[mykalberta]

Originally Posted by Boblobla

At least these people are out of the Gene pool.

Quoted for truth. Some sperm/egg combinations should never meet.

[Locke]

Not even therapists want anything to do with these people

[Thor]

Originally Posted by MelBridgeman

just another excuse for people who cant get it by conventional means
either that are evolution truly knows no bounds!

Thankfully Evolution works wonders for these people, since they aren't procreating offspring

[Barnes]

How does one get the chance to have sex with Airwolf.

What would B.A. Baracas do if he caught that dude having sex with the A teams van.

[peter12]

Originally Posted by Thor

Thankfully Evolution works wonders for these people, since they aren't procreating offspring

Except they still have portions of their DNA running around in all of their pro-creating relatives!

[Teh_Bandwagoner]

Originally Posted by Boblobla

At least these people are out of the Gene pool.

The question then becomes how these people got into the gene pool in the first place?

[Thor]

Originally Posted by peter12

Except they still have portions of their DNA running around in all of their pro-creating relatives!

Thankfully insanity isn't a gene, at least we hope not

[peter12]

Originally Posted by Thor

Thankfully insanity isn't a gene, at least we hope not

I've spent the last hour or so trying to figure out how car-humping found itself as a beneficial traits in human beings. Seriously, how does something like this crop up and what is its rationale from the perspective of evolutionary psychology?

[flylock shox]

Originally Posted by peter12

I've spent the last hour or so trying to figure out how car-humping found itself as a beneficial traits in human beings. Seriously, how does something like this crop up and what is its rationale from the perspective of evolutionary psychology?

Faster kids. Dodge sabretooth.

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Originally Posted by Barnes

How does one get the chance to have sex with Airwolf.

Maybe try buying it dinner first????

[Ford Prefect]

Originally Posted by peter12

I've spent the last hour or so trying to figure out how car-humping found itself as a beneficial traits in human beings. Seriously, how does something like this crop up and what is its rationale from the perspective of evolutionary psychology?

It's probably just the modern expression of livestock humping.

[peter12]

Originally Posted by flylock shox

Faster kids. Dodge sabretooth.

Haha, my kid has chrome finish and a V6.

[BuzzardsWife]

Originally Posted by Thor

Thankfully Evolution works wonders for these people, since they aren't procreating offspring

That's a really good point!