05-12-2008, 09:34 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The Pas, MB
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13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card To Buy Hookers
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05-12-2008, 09:43 PM
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#2
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The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
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Fail.
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05-12-2008, 09:43 PM
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#3
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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this is news?
who hasnt done this
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05-12-2008, 09:45 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Cowtown
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He forgot the blow...
(Sorry, had to be done)
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05-12-2008, 09:49 PM
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Ate 100 Treadmills
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Do you see what you guys have done with your romanticizing of "hookers and blow".
THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN
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05-12-2008, 09:50 PM
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Lives In Fear Of Labelling
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Pfft.... only 2 hookers! Everyone knows it takes 5 to have a good time.
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05-12-2008, 09:54 PM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Space Sector 2814
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That is awesome.
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05-12-2008, 09:56 PM
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#8
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by IgnitedSoul
He forgot the blow...
(Sorry, had to be done)
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4 posts later than I was expecting.
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05-12-2008, 09:59 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
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Sounds like quite the smartass to me.
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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05-12-2008, 10:10 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Now world wide!
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They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
So basically, these kids get the credit card, buy a bunch of toys, order in Doritos, Oreos, Dr. Pepper, and hookers, pretend to be midgets with a traveling circus, and tell the hookers to bugger off so they can play video games.
I have new heroes in life.
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05-12-2008, 10:13 PM
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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I'm in.
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05-12-2008, 10:19 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by underGRADFlame
Pfft.... only 2 hookers! Everyone knows it takes 5 to have a good time.
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But the Xbox only has 4 controllers 
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05-13-2008, 09:53 AM
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In Your MCP
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Watching Hot Dog Hans
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Originally Posted by flylock shox
They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
So basically, these kids get the credit card, buy a bunch of toys, order in Doritos, Oreos, Dr. Pepper, and hookers, pretend to be midgets with a traveling circus, and tell the hookers to bugger off so they can play video games.
I have new heroes in life.
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That's the first thing I thought. I mean, I was a curious 13 year old at one time who was full of ideas that got me into all kinds of trouble, but at no point did I study (or know) state laws prohibiting hookers from discriminating against midgets in case I stole daddy's credit card. nor would I have the balls to call said hookers, and say it with a straight face.
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
no comment on that one 
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05-13-2008, 10:03 AM
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: SWC Baby
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Do you guys remember being 13? This isn't very far fetched at all.
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05-13-2008, 10:05 AM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by Iggy's Forehead
Do you guys remember being 13? This isn't very far fetched at all.
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True except for being saavy enough to steal your old mans credit card and to order hookers.
I guess the question is, do you really think the old man is going to a) Punish his son, beat him down, make him paint the fence? Or b) give his son a high five for becoming the defacto coolest kid on the planet, then go down to the strip and see what his son was on about?
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05-13-2008, 10:09 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Originally Posted by Tron_fdc
That's the first thing I thought. I mean, I was a curious 13 year old at one time who was full of ideas that got me into all kinds of trouble, but at no point did I study (or know) state laws prohibiting hookers from discriminating against midgets in case I stole daddy's credit card. nor would I have the balls to call said hookers, and say it with a straight face.
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What I don't get is that they are smart enough to get the extra credit card and come up with an excuse for being shrimpy 13 year olds but they have to ask some delivery guy where they can score some ho's. They aren't smart enough to look it up on the internet?
Those must have been some ugly ho's for the boys to stick with the video games. At 13 I was a big fan of video games but I'd have turned them off if it meant a chance to get my rocks off with some decent looking hired help.
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05-13-2008, 10:14 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Originally Posted by Iggy's Forehead
Do you guys remember being 13? This isn't very far fetched at all.
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You obviously didn't have my old man for a father.
I can remember that if I did something like this as a 13 year old, my old man would have made sure I'd remember being a 14 year old mostly from the inside of a hospital.
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05-13-2008, 10:54 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Not sure
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I guess the question is, do you really think the old man is going to a) Punish his son, beat him down, make him paint the fence? Or b) give his son a high five for becoming the defacto coolest kid on the planet, then go down to the strip and see what his son was on about?
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The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
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Or c) Take him to Disneyland.
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05-13-2008, 11:33 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by underGRADFlame
Pfft.... only 2 hookers! Everyone knows it takes 5 to have a good time.
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That's it! You and three of those hookers get out of here!
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05-13-2008, 11:35 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Since when did hookers take credit cards?
What slot do you swipe it through?
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