As a resident of the majestic city of Omaha I am both outraged and appalled! 
*required statement so they don't reject my resident status
 
When are you headed this way? Depending on the time of year there are a couple of things to do. 
 
Growing up as a fan of the Calgary Zoo I wasn't too eager to go to the Zoo in Omaha, but it is far and away better than Calgary's. It's actually ranked higher than San Diego's.