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Old 04-30-2008, 12:17 PM   #1
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7354458.stm

Apparently he lost the entire tip down to the bone and this powder derived from pig blatter helped him regrow it. Could mean amazing things for preventing scars or helping burn victims.
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Old 04-30-2008, 12:20 PM   #2
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Wow, cocaine really IS a helluva drug!
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Old 04-30-2008, 12:25 PM   #3
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I wonder if it could work on organs... The skin is an organ right? Hmmmm... Could it heal lungs and hearts and livers and such?
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Maybe this should be in the propecia thread
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Old 04-30-2008, 12:34 PM   #5
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More importantly, can it help me grow my hair back?

Yes, I am aware of the balding thread below
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Old 04-30-2008, 12:43 PM   #6
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I wonder if it could work on organs... The skin is an organ right? Hmmmm... Could it heal lungs and hearts and livers and such?
The dong is an organ right? I could stand to have a few more inches
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Old 04-30-2008, 12:45 PM   #7
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^ So in consective posts you admit to balding and having a small one? Quick disable your PM inbox, you'll be flooded with messages from the ladies
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Old 04-30-2008, 12:46 PM   #8
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The dong is an organ right? I could stand to have a few more inches
Nope, but it is covered in one
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Old 04-30-2008, 12:54 PM   #9
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The dong is an organ right? I could stand to have a few more inches
Lol not sure it works the way your thinking, otherwise this guy would have a hella long finger by now!
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:09 PM   #10
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This must be the stuff they have been watering down and using for soccer injuries. Science is wicked cool.
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Old 04-30-2008, 03:32 PM   #11
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I wonder if one can use this to, ahem, "uncircumcise" himself.
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Old 04-30-2008, 10:22 PM   #12
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Amazing!
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Old 04-30-2008, 10:50 PM   #13
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No one's going to welcome our pig-bladder-powder-fingered overlords?
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Old 04-30-2008, 11:00 PM   #14
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No one's going to welcome our pig-bladder-powder-fingered overlords?
You have to draw the line somewhere.
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Old 05-01-2008, 03:32 AM   #15
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this certainly does seem amazing but i want to see this verified by proper scientists (ie investigated by the New Scientist etc) before i believe it.
US science does seem to be pretty corrupt sometimes...

I mean how does bone and nail grow back perfectly??
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You have to draw the line somewhere.
Well, it's because they smell like urine. That would be like welcoming hobo's as our new overlords.... Never....
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Well, it's because they smell like urine. That would be like welcoming hobo's as our new overlords.... Never....
Over my cold, dead body. I'll fight those godless transients to my last breath.

Them and the hippies. Goddamn hippies.
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Old 05-01-2008, 07:52 AM   #18
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^ So in consective posts you admit to balding and having a small one? Quick disable your PM inbox, you'll be flooded with messages from the ladies
It is amazing that I have a girlfriend... truely. She might be satisfied... I doubt it though
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Old 05-01-2008, 11:04 AM   #19
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It took the end right off, down to the bone, about half an inch. "We don't know where the piece went."
I wonder which lucky customer will buy a model airplane and have part of a finger as a pilot.
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Sounds like good news for that Bobbit guy and others like him.
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