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Old 04-27-2008, 10:23 AM   #1
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Was Woman Raped over Phone?


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TUNIS, Tunisia, April 27 (UPI) -- A Tunisian family alleges their daughter was raped during a telephone conversation with a man, a lawyer for the family said.

The 30-year-old man said he never touched the young woman. But he acknowledged he heard her scream while they were "totally into" an erotic telephone conversation -- and that she reported bleeding, Al Arabiya reported.
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Old 04-27-2008, 10:34 AM   #2
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Old 04-27-2008, 11:03 AM   #3
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Uhhhh.... phone surprise sex?
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Old 04-27-2008, 11:30 AM   #4
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Someone should tell the girl that during phone sex, you don't put the phone in your hooey... People are dense.
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Old 04-27-2008, 11:35 AM   #5
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Is she pregnant now?
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Old 04-27-2008, 11:37 AM   #6
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Is she pregnant now?
Yeah, no kidding! I totally bet he didn't wear protection either! I wonder if anyone has transcripts of the conversation to see if he slipped on a condom at some point!?
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Old 04-27-2008, 11:41 AM   #7
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Gives new meaning to the term "shocker"
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Old 04-27-2008, 11:52 AM   #8
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If he's that good over the phone, the guy must be a dynamo in the sack.
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Old 04-27-2008, 12:03 PM   #9
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Bah... this just seems like yet another lame excuse to clamp down on an activity by deeming it immoral. Tunisian fundamentalist will now have the excuse to push the government to monitor people's phone calls in order to ban "indecent acts".
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Old 04-27-2008, 03:43 PM   #10
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Sounds like something that chuck norris would do
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Old 04-27-2008, 03:47 PM   #11
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Sounds like something that chuck norris would do
Wasn't Ben Linus in Tinisia over the weekend?

Seems like something he would do.
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Old 04-27-2008, 03:53 PM   #12
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If she picked up the phone, isn't that consensual????
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Old 04-27-2008, 04:03 PM   #13
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He said a medical examination had determined that the woman, 20, was no longer a virgin.
I assume this means her hymen is not intact. Which does not mean she's not a virgin, unless you're definitions are really screwed up. Some cultures are so backwards.
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Old 04-27-2008, 04:39 PM   #14
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But...the ding dong didn't go in the pee pee hole...
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Old 04-27-2008, 04:50 PM   #15
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Talk about finding a new use for the vibration setting on a cell phone.
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Old 04-27-2008, 05:00 PM   #16
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I see what the problem was...

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Old 04-28-2008, 01:43 PM   #18
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You're doing it wrong..
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The fact that such clueless people exist provides a strong case to quit interfering with natural selection.
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