04-12-2008, 07:27 PM
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Monster Storm
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Calgary
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So you're at a nudist colony ...and you're happy. ;-)
So, a theoretical question. A male nudist meets another, rather attractive female nudist. Obviously, said male nudist becomes rather excited. What is proper nudist protocol when sporting the woody? Does one accept the fact that it is a normal response? Does one become disgusted at the thought? Does one simply say it is rude to point?
Any thoughts?
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04-12-2008, 07:36 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Good question.
I went to a clothing optional beach at Zapolite Mexico last year and there actually seemed to be very little socializing between singles. I think being nude makes people a little more shy.
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04-12-2008, 07:39 PM
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Farm Team Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
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from a nudism FAQ:
Q.
I've always wanted to go to a naturist club but I have a problem of always getting a hard-on looking at naked women. So, if I'm gonna visit a naturist club, I'm gonna be facing lots of problems trying to cover up. My question is, what will all the naturists think when they see me being hard? What should I do about it?
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Normally erections are not a problem because nudist venues are not sexually stimulating environments. But if it becomes apparent that an erection is on the rise, well, it's common courtesy to carry a towel with you to sit on at nudist resorts, and incidentally that towel comes in handy for just such an erection emergency.
If you are seen with an erection at a nudist resort you are more than likely to get thrown out, so it's not a good idea to parade an erection around at nudist venues. After all, it is a family environment.
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04-12-2008, 07:47 PM
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Monster Storm
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Calgary
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was that guy's family on deliverance?
also, isn't it sexual discrimination against men? women can be horny without anybody knowing.
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04-12-2008, 08:12 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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I think I saw a documentary on nudist colonies once... a National Geographic type documentary.
I don't think you'll have a problem, you won't be popping a woody there.
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04-12-2008, 08:20 PM
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Norm!
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Have you seen the people that go to nudist colonies, there's probably no popping of wood.
But to be safe, I'd think you should errr um unload the gun before you sit on the sand if you know what I mean.
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04-12-2008, 08:21 PM
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Ate 100 Treadmills
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Quote:
Originally Posted by REDVAN
I think I saw a documentary on nudist colonies once... a National Geographic type documentary.
I don't think you'll have a problem, you won't be popping a woody there.
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99% of the people on Rec Beach will also provide all the anti-woody stimulus you need. The only thing more unattractive than old fat people naked, is old fat people with insanely leathery dried out skin. They certainly don't wear clothes in the sun and its like national geographic because noone is wearing any support.
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04-12-2008, 09:11 PM
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawn_Cronin44
After all, it is a family environment.
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04-12-2008, 09:26 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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god, if you are effecting woody action at a nude beach, cleary you have never been too one, which is neither good or bad i guess..gawd wreck beach is a hole
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04-12-2008, 09:28 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: An all-inclusive.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MelBridgeman
god, if you are effecting woody action at a nude beach, cleary you have never been too one, which is neither good or bad i guess..gawd wreck beach is a hole
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Ya, go to Wreck beach. It will cure you of any desire to go to a nude beach.
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04-12-2008, 10:10 PM
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Scoring Winger
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nm
Last edited by West Karma; 03-15-2013 at 01:09 PM.
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04-13-2008, 01:02 AM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by West Karma
Yeah...until they slide off their bar stools!!
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I sincerely, rolled on the floor laughing at this and have tears in my eyes as I type this. 
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04-13-2008, 02:04 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Vernon, BC
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The only time I was on a nude beach was in Sweden when I was 12.... just starting to get woodies. I would think though that the pressure not to get a woodie is kind of enough not to get one...
just bring your towel and see how things go. good luck.
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04-13-2008, 03:42 AM
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A Fiddler Crab
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Chicago
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawn_Cronin44
from a nudism FAQ:
After all, it is a family environment.
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04-13-2008, 07:29 AM
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One of the Nine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Delthefunky
The only time I was on a nude beach was in Sweden when I was 12.... just starting to get woodies. I would think though that the pressure not to get a woodie is kind of enough not to get one...
just bring your towel and see how things go. good luck.
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Lol. When I was 12 I pretty much had a towel hanger 24/7.
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04-13-2008, 09:51 AM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Victoria, B.C.
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nm
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04-13-2008, 10:05 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Have you seen the people that go to nudist colonies, there's probably no popping of wood.
But to be safe, I'd think you should errr um unload the gun before you sit on the sand if you know what I mean.
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Problem Solved.
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04-13-2008, 11:32 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Elbows Up!!
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Having been on many topless beaches...unless the sight of unnecessary skin is a turn on...i don't think you will be "chubbing up".
there are no admittance criteria for nude beaches...it isn't as if you are walking onto a photo shoot for penthouse or something like that.
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04-13-2008, 01:17 PM
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Farm Team Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
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I should have added a disclaimer to my post... My post was quoted from the first search result that came up in Google. I am not now nor have I ever been a nudist and I'm not familiar with their lifestyle. To each their own, but in my mind, the nudist lifestyle isn't something I'd want my family exposed to...
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04-13-2008, 05:24 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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I had a towel handy in Ibiza and Ios...it's worthwhile to have one readily accessible there. The beaches are much nicer than normal nude beaches....
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