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Old 04-12-2008, 10:08 AM   #21
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One of the ancient documents suggests there is to be three and a half years of "tribulation." This would be the period of judgment. For this to complete on December 21, 2012, the tribulation needs to start in June of 2009.
Darryl Sutter has the core locked up past this date... genius!!!!
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Old 04-12-2008, 10:40 AM   #22
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You know, its about time the world ended. We've had a good run.
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I, for one, welcome our new world-ending overlords.
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Old 04-12-2008, 11:13 AM   #24
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Hey, jerks. This thread is directly cutting into mine and Thor's idiot gouging racket. Can everyone just start smiling and nodding that it's going to happen? Trying to get rich here =|
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Old 04-12-2008, 12:02 PM   #26
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Hey, jerks. This thread is directly cutting into mine and Thor's idiot gouging racket. Can everyone just start smiling and nodding that it's going to happen? Trying to get rich here =|
Try HF ... you should do good business over there.
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Try HF ... you should do good business over there.
Especially the Oilers board, they'll buy anything, just look for the "Richards to Edmonton" threads.

They're a bunch of suckers.
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Old 04-12-2008, 12:31 PM   #28
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Especially the Oilers board, they'll buy anything, just look for the "Richards to Edmonton" threads.

They're a bunch of suckers.
Problem: If you're an Oilers fan chances are you don't have anything to sell. I don't need hair grease and trailers have terrible re-sale value....


what?
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Old 04-12-2008, 12:33 PM   #29
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Problem: If you're an Oilers fan chances are you don't have anything to sell. I don't need hair grease and trailers have terrible re-sale value....


what?
Shhhhh! Dont let the people in Greasetown know that trailers arent considered "Real-Estate."

"Real-Estate" and "Mobile-Estate" are not the same thing, but you know what they say, a fool and his....trailer are easily seperated.
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Watch the Flames go unbeaten until that point in the season only to have the world inconveniently end.
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I'm actually in Mayan territory right now so I'll be sure to ask my cab driver about this.

But yeah, it's like the person above stated. I read about this before and the only reason why the calender ends in 2012 is because Mayan civilization was destroyed and their calender system became obselete. Had their civilization lasted, someone one would have made up a new calender in the years prior to the old one expiring.
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Old 04-12-2008, 07:29 PM   #32
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there was a doomsday thing back in the 80's that got alot of press, not sure what happened :
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Old 04-12-2008, 08:04 PM   #33
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there was a doomsday thing back in the 80's that got alot of press, not sure what happened :
planet alignment of '86.
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planet alignment of '86.
Challenger, The End of the World, Presidential Assassination attempt.

Man, my birth year was terribad.
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Old 04-12-2008, 09:07 PM   #35
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planet alignment of '86.
was a young lad on that night, sitting in my buddies yard throwing crap apples at passing cars, waiting for the end of the world, back then muchmusic and tsn were pay tv
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Great, just friggin great, it's taken me 8 years to get my life back together after the events of January 1st 2000, and now this. I can't take it anymore, someone stop the world, the Mr. Mastodon wants to get off.
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Great, just friggin great, it's taken me 8 years to get my life back together after the events of January 1st 2000, and now this. I can't take it anymore, someone stop the world, the Mr. Mastodon wants to get off.

Yes Y2K the brillant marketing strategy to raise revenue for IT nerds...i seem to recall another cause using a page out of their book these days
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Old 04-12-2008, 09:17 PM   #38
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Great, just friggin great, it's taken me 8 years to get my life back together after the events of January 1st 2000, and now this. I can't take it anymore, someone stop the world, the Mr. Mastodon wants to get off.
I hope you seriously didn't fall for that.

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great, day before my birthday
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Challenger, The End of the World, Presidential Assassination attempt.

Man, my birth year was terribad.
Didn't Halley's Comet do a drive by that year as well? It must be a sign.
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